Month: September 2012

I’ll be temporarily stopping blogging because EOYs are drawing near, unless there’s something really epic to blog about.

I’m pregnant!! I’m pregnant!!! screamed I during morning assembly.

No you’re not, LiLin smacked my stomach.
Nooooooo my water bag burst…. howled me in agony.
-.- said LiLin’s face.

PE was taken by Chemistry, and adding CID, that makes 3.5 hours of seeing Mr Lee.
Plus another additional hour and half of physics supplementary, that makes 4.5 hours of science today. That’s definitely non-fangjie-friendly.

Tried in vain to memorize CID script during recess, but I — ended — up — speaking — like — this whichcomparingtomynormalspeakingspeedofthis is obviously TOO SLOW.

An hour of maths, I was so enthusiastic today because yes, I finally did my math homework and most importantly, the correct set that I volunteered 3 questions on the board. Now that’s some enthusiastic freak.

After math it was Mr Lee’s face again.

Chinese:
Haoxiang is forever presenting news related to public transport, if you haven’t realized.
So, my most recent 综合填空 got an amazing 2/20 but 90% of the class failed anyway.

Spent lunch watching intensely at my grandest masterpiece.
You must’ve been some angel banished from Heaven above.
Suddenly, someone announced it was Mr Gary Lee’s birthday, so we all ran to the hostel canteen and saw Mr G. eating with colleagues.
1,2,3, said Beiqi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR LEE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
祝你生日快乐，
祝你生日快乐。
祝你生日快乐，
祝你生日快乐！
He blushed a beetroot red. The 2I people clapped alongside with us and so did some of Mr G.’s colleagues. He was like a combination of 😳 and 😡. Teehee!

Everyone is falling sick nowadays, rest well people!

CID:
YIANN YOU GO LA YOU GO screamed a constipated LiLin.
Fine. Yi Ann said with swag.

It was the last 3 presentations of the day, and our group was one of the last 3 groups.
We drew 2nd, but somehow the first group ( Haoyang, Zhen Teng, Chern Heng, Marcus and I forgot who ) took like forever so we only presented at 2pm. Before that I irritated the shit out of Naomi Lim and Tiffany Handjaja :3

Finally, it was our turn.
But Tiffany ( 2A ), Wei Ni and two others were in the Com lab 3 too, apart from Mr Lee.
Dafuq why is Tiffany here whimpered me to Yifang.

“I want you to line according to the sequence of which you’re going to speak.” said Mr Lee.
“Okay, so… Yi Ann, Yifang, Fangjie, Eilace and Clariis?”
“EILACE?!?!” hollered the 5 of us.
“OH SORRY I MEANT LILIN.”

Meanwhile Eilace in the com lab Chemistry CID usually uses:
I think I hear 5 people screaming for me.

Good afternoon Mr Lee BLABLABLABLA rattled of Yi Ann who was starting first.
BLABLABLABLA rattled off Yifang. “And now Fangjie will continue the fourth problem.”

Holy sheeeeet.

BLABLABLABLA HIC BLABLABLABLA rattled me for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Then, ……. LiLin’s super melodious voice interrupted my hoarse duck voice. Tiffany looked up, mesmerized by LiLin. Jk.

Clariis ended off our presentation, and after a few questions we were allowed to go.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Physics supplementary lasted from 2.35 to 3.35. All the science-exempted ran off expect Fanxi. Hardworking chairperson is hardworking. 👍

I realized I became more photogenic.

It’s like an angel came by, and took me to heaven 💜

I know I haven’t made a vlog for long, but finally found two good topics to vlog on. Actually they’re kind of a rant but whatever. No editing in the vlogs whatsoever.

The reason why I dare to vlog impromptu, is because I believe that even if I were to receive negative comments, it’s up to me to choose if I wanna get affected by them.

Rant
Answering your dying question

Yesterday my mum worked from 7.30 to 4.00 this morning, so I had to go to school myself because I didn’t want to deprive my mum of any more sleep.
Breakfast was a simple tin of porridge and a packet of milk.
Being extremely filial, I also did the laundry cuz I woke up at 4.15 due to a heat stroke. I couldn’t go back to sleep since.

From 5.45 until 6.15 I played Sky Burger until 198 came at 6.15. The bus was considerably empty and I sat at the first row on the second level.

Unaware that the bus slowly started to pile up, it was only a few stops before RV when a man came and hurled his ass beside me at the outer seat, and started to snore. Shit, my brain screamed at itself.

I could wait no more. EXCUSE ME!!!!! screamed I to the fast asleep man. Oh solleeeeeeeee said he as he swung his legs apart to make way for me. Numerous pairs of eyes were on us. Fag.

I reached school at 6.40, Clariis was at Clementi.
THAT’S RETARDEDLY EARLY. yelled an agitated Clariis at the other end of the SMS.
Sorry mum.

Went to class and then I realized in horror, I did the wrong math worksheet. Apparently Mr G.’s awesome handwriting made 2 look too much like 7 and instead of doing worksheet 2 I went to do worksheet 7. Great. First time I bothered to do math homework and I did the wrong set of worksheet. Such win.

SHIT. said Fanxi as she glanced at her watch. 2A GO DOWN NOW!! it was 7.23.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I collided into Nichole as we made a wild dash to the morning assembly line. Fangjie AH…. muttered Grace of 2E in disapprove.

7.45-8am
Now 2A I will be giving you your CCA certificates, please check and if any error, get them amended by this week. said Fanxi.
DAFUQ?!?!?!?! yelled I as I got back my slip.

CCA points for year 2012 is annulled because attendance is less than 50% said the bottom of the shitty cert. I had 2 points for my CCA points.

Meanwhile:
In 2B
Sandy: DAFUQ?!?!

In 2F
Glory: DAFUQ?!?!

In 2G
LiLin and Yifang: DAFUQ?!?!?!

In 2H
Yi Hua: APA?!?!?!?!

In 2I
Clariis: DAFUQ?!?!?!

The badminton people all had attendance below 50%. Now that must be math at its best.

Math:
My eyelids were hung with 1000kg of weights, my brain faced with a fatal error and shut down, my eyeballs dropped out of my eye sockets, my lips were dry. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snored me.

Snored through recess break.

Chinese:
15/15 for tingxie 😘 sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
The mock comprehension we did days ago, which I did through closing eyelids and a low power brain came back to us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I laughed. I failed it with flying colours.

Geography and history:
Boring humanities is boring.

Lunch:
Had a free lunch off Cindy’s leftover food :3
I faced the 2G girls.
Tell me what dog logic is this, I muttered to Xian Huan.
What dog logic is what?! said a baffled Yang Xian Huan.
Nevermind, and I continued staring.

English:
I deserve a pat on the shoulder, I finished a reader’s response in 25 minutes and I didn’t fall asleep.

Computer:
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! said me as Xingyee and I browsed through YouTube trending.
NO. Xingyee said defiantly.

Okay 😦

In the end we played Crayon by G-Dragon

Derpina finally killed herself in the project. DIE DERPINA DIE DIE.

EH CAN TELL ME THE DEN DEN DEN DEN MUSIC IS WHAT NAME NOT? Zhi Xuan and Tiffany ran over.
I shot them a dafuq look.
Showed them how a guy played Death Waltz on the piano. Epic final body slam is epic.

Finally found the DEN DEN DEN DEN song they wanted.
-Mission accomplished-

Brought back the motivation to exercise again, I’ll make it an attempt to go to the gym everyday.
Just went to the gym and got soaked but it was worth it 😊 everyone feels confident if they have a good-looking body, at least.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I screamed as I banged my toe against the wall.

Cross my fingers and hope to die ✊

My alarm clock rang at 5.30, I jerked out of bed and turned off my alarm. It was 4 hours of sleep, but somehow I felt satisfied with 4 hours.

Breakfast was a leftover chocolate cake which tastes more than awesome :3 and cherries. Cherries are like those kind of paradise fruit which is super good but it’s really costly and there are only particular seasons that they can grow under, but no matter. Everyone loves cherries.

My mum drove me to school, I reached school at 7.14 which is very early compared to my usual. Actually it’s my dad’s irritating habit of leaving home at 7.05 so that I can reach school exactly on time. Reaching exactly on time isn’t very good because if morning assembly chooses to start 1 second earlier then you’re dead.

I need to start doing math homework. Ever since I started to mug for science I ditched all my math homework but luckily Mr G. never notices. But I will be a good student and finish my math homework today.

Ms Loh threw back our science practicals via Mr Teo and I got 6 dog ears. I spent half of computer unfolding my dog ears with splotches of green ink, and the other half with Beats plugged in and sleeping.

Spent recess touching up on my tingxie, even though I know I’m gonna score for it :3

Tingxie was breeze, and by the end of 5 minutes I was snoring on my table.

I think I’m usually not that attentive in class but when it comes to writing 词语表 answers on the board I’m super participative, cuz I was first to go up for like almost every section because I love to show off my 词语表 answers. Jk.

Today’s PE was fun, but hot and tiring. The 6 classes split themselves up and some went to the volleyball court and some were under the hot sun on the field. 2A played frisbee on the field, and it was actually better than we expected. Although we were all noobsters at ball games but we enjoyed ourselves except Haoxiang who doesn’t seem to enjoy anything but staying at home acting dead. I seriously wonder what the heck he does at his cozy hole in Woodlands. I actually have his postal code but I forgot.
2G was at the netball court nearer to Jurongville’s temporary school last year, but apparently the boys dominated the court so the rest of the girls had to make do with squealing on the field with a netball they threw about for fun.

I can finally do a handstand! 😂

Mr Teo released us at 11.45 so we had 15 minutes to make up for the next lesson, spam deodorant and bathe. I don’t get why most of the girls in my class can’t stand my deodorant. COME ON YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIENDS ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE THAT TOO!!

Anyway. Cute Mr Chan walked in and the girls were secretly like Me Gusta. Went through on the stuff he claimed as important, thankfully which I understand. Which means I probably won’t do too badly for science because at least I understand physics damn it. But still chemistry is like the most lousy science, but it’s compulsory to take in year 3 -.- why can’t we just take bio and physics?

Lunch:
Scared two people :3 scaring people is fun.

English:
Take out your comprehensions, let’s go through it! said a jubilant Mdm Choo. I’ll be walking round checking! Shit, thought the boys of 2A.
I dug my file once, I dug my file twice. I dug my file thrice. SHIT. I think I must’ve mixed my compre with my science notes which I left in a pile of mess at home. Now this is shitty.
I told Mdm Choo my plight and after interrogating me on the content of the passage and I managed to pee out a perfect story of it, she patted my muscular left shoulder and said I believe you. Move to someone and share. Wooohoooo. No but seriously I did do my compre. Pinky swear.
It was 1 hour of brain torture. I fought my own soul, I fought my own brain. NO YOU WILL NOT SLEEP, commanded my heart. Urghhhhhhh, moaned my brain.

Yongxin left school halfway because of a high fever, get well soon! We’ll miss you :*

There’s this boy in my class, I think I developed a slight fondness on.
But still that doesn’t mean anything my brain is always changing plans.

Jun Han didn’t come today, and I spent class gazing at his table, missing his presence HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JK.

After school met up for Malay for like 10 minutes, Malay is so interesting. I spent 80% of the time hacking Eunice’s twitter and sending junk tweets.

Met Fanxi, Cindy, Zhi Xuan and Leeyanyi at bus stop. Lend me your beats, commanded my fearsome class chairperson. I meekly gave it to her. I was playing Found you by JYJ then. After 5 seconds she plucked the beats out. It’s AWESOME. said my class chairperson.

Nicki Minaj is become an American Idol judge. Dafuq.

Can you blow my whistle baby 💙

“今天我要和 Sembawang Primary school 的校长谈事情，不能训练了。不好意思！＂ said my coach on the SMS. Yesssssssssssssss!!!

Breakfast was a delicious chocolate cake. Admit it, we all love chocolate cakes. We love chocolates, because they contain caffeine that makes us happy on the saddest days. A bar of kit kat escalates your joy on a good day, and minimizes your depression on a bad day. It’s always a good time~

Started on science homework, and it was a headache. The physics questions were easily attempted, bio managed to scrape through with some research here and there, but chemistry was a bloody headache. There wasn’t a single question I did not do research on. That would probably mean I’m gonna die in exam. Ah heck.

I love doing random stuff at random time, though my mum calls it a wastage of time. But you never know when your randomness could get you rich, I mean whatever.

So apple recently launched the iPhone 5 which sent Nokia and Samsung bursting out in laughter. After all there really isn’t too big a difference. Let’s see:
–Thinnest, Lightest iPhone Ever Features All-New Aluminum Design, Stunning 4-Inch Retina Display, A6 Chip & Ultrafast Wireless
Not bad, not bad at all. But the best part is the battery life would be longer, and that’s what iPhone users really need. The iPhone battery life sucks like dog shit.
I would probably get one of them if I did my EOYs relatively well.

So I wasted a whole morning on revision and homework, I should award myself with a tasty GG cookie. Although they’re baked by Khong Guan, but who cares.

Smosh videos are so funny it tickles my funny bone 😂
Especially the one on Pokemon in real life, it’s classic.

Lunch was an appetizing pork bulgogi. Everything was nice but the price. $6.60 but well it’s from Isetan what can you do. Isetan sells some awesome stuff out there though.

Did you know? Plugging your earphones into your ears and listening to music for 1h increases bacteria in your ears by 700 times. Now that’s disturbing .

My face is extremely smooth today!

I hate it when someone starts a facebook conversation and then they’re like all friendly and that when they suddenly go, ” Hey but the main point is can you help me like this page? Kthxnbai ”
Bitch.
If you wanted to use me like that then why don’t you just tell it straight in my face.

No plans for today whatsoever, so tragic staying home 24/7 on a beautiful, sunshine-filled Sunday. COME ON!

Thank you teachers for your 一片苦心 to want us to do well in EOYs. We greatly appreciate your lumps of homework and we hope to see you soon. Tomorrow, precisely.

I haven’t vlogged nowadays because I ran out of topics. Vlogging really doesn’t take up a lot of time, maximum 1h. I did the emoticons one within 20 minutes, all the editing and such.

By the way do check out Terence Tan’s channel, he’s another Singaporean vlogger though not as famous as Sam Driscoll or Noah Yap. Terence Tan’s channel

Anyway as the title of this post suggests, I’m going to talk about how puberty destroys us.
When we were young, most of us were cute. Well maybe except Steven Lim. People adored us, and they put us at priority, even strangers smiled when they saw us. But we grew up. Our parents may not say it, but we’ve all grown uglier and less cute. From the world whereby we ruled the world, we downgraded to the world of harsh reality. Even the people on the MRT didn’t give up their seats for us anymore. And then, the boys started to break their voice and their legs became incredibly hairy. The girls started to wear a double layer inside and once in a month they’ll start to bleed at the most irritating places. Our skins all become oilier and beautiful red dots known as pimples begin to sprout on our faces. It is a true work of the natural beauty, that may our beautiful white skin/black skin/brown skin/shit colour skin be dotted with beautiful red dots that rise above our normal skin level and form a big ball. Indeed, beautiful.

My mum insisted I do this because of my recent outbreak of pimples zz.

Noontime nap, but wasn’t able to sleep properly because got interrupted by a text from jasmine D:

Mum helped me wash my face and after that made me drink this homemade lemon juice

because she claimed that it would help in 排毒. But it was so sour the moment I drank it my face was like:

I realize one good thing about vlogging is that I can now zipai without feeling weird LOL

Bought new pair of sandals at world of sports at JP ^^ and had dinner at Carl’s Jr.

Shall be a good student and off to mug.

Toodles!

You can be the King Kong, banging on your chest.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhh it hurts so bad. UHHHHHHHH.
Moaned me in bed. My neck was so stiff I couldn’t rotate my head and it just hurt no matter which direction I turned my head.
To add on to the morning bed badness, I stained my bed as well. That’s definitely a good start to an even gooder day! ( Talk about bad English )

My mum was PMSing in the morning, together with me. When two to-be PMS-ers come together to PMS at each other, you get a Who-is-the-best-boob-puller competition. No I’m just kidding it will be kinda gross if that really happens. I mean. Unless your boobs are like Nicki Minaj’s then it’s probably a hard task trying to pull them unless the opposite party allows you to. Which… Coming to think of it is just as hard as trying to pull a man’s dick while they’re wearing pants unless it’s like what 8 inches long.
I realized I was going off track.
All you people who laughed at my previous paragraph are horny jerks.

So went to the nearby hawker center to have breakfast then after that went to the TCM to have my neck examined. The doctor was a male and he made me rip off my beautiful domo shirt and my intestines insides and he gave me a long cloth tube which is an enlarged version of a condom, just different material. I wore the cloth tube over me and clung on to my in front like there was no tomorrow because like my junior once said to me, ” If you expose your up there to an unknown man, then your body no price liao.” Yes my body is still priceless like shit and the doctor should be honored he gets to work on my body and not on some fatass’ body. I shall not elaborate on my body because this blog is public.
If you’ve never been to a TCM ( traditional Chinese Medical ), here’s how it basically works : your where most pain, your where most cannot move cannot touch, the doctor will violently jerk that area until you cry. E.g your right arm dislocated cannot move, the doctor will violently yank your arm until it somewhat moves.
If you’re the frail-hearted, TCM is not the way to go. I suggest NUH or Gleneagles.
The doctor started off with me sitting on the chair and he violently pressed my back and my neck until I was like

And then, he violently forced me instructed me to lie on the bed with my face facing down ( there was a cut out hole on the bed for the face so you can breathe while they operate ) and he started pressing all the unpressable areas and my face was constipated like a man who couldn’t shit in a decade, or a Haoxiang making a weird face. Finally, he took out those glass blobs, lit a flame into it and pressed it sturdily into my back. The process is known as 拔罐 and it’s a really sensational feeling, like it’s sucking the skin out of you and into the glass blob container.
After 3 minutes, he plucked them out and my back was a beautiful shade of original skin colour + purple dots.

The purple areas were extremely sore and when you touched it it feels like a slightly less severe version of a blue-black wound.
I changed back into my Domo shirt, and walked out feeling like a new person. Although my neck was savagely tortured, it felt sooooo gooood, a TCM Chinese doctor let me put my face in his bed~

“What plans have you for today?” asked mother.
Study lor. said an extremely worn out me.
＂学习也是有目的的如果你没有目的盲目地去学习你倒不如不学习。＂

Ok lor.

Started YouTubing for physics videos related to the tested topics and after viewing a few I realized RayWilliamJohnson uploaded a new video. By the way the real Ray is away so for 6 weeks there will be hosts on his channel taking over his place. The Black guy in the 2nd previous episode actually wasn’t too bad.

I like the beats tour earphones a lot, partly because the sound is very crisp and partly because of the design. My mum nagged that I spend too much money but hello that is my CNY money. She also complained that I spent too much money on the GG Cookies. Since when did having a charitable heart become bad?

Finally finished downloading iMovie on my iPhone! Installous is so slow. Although getting paid apps for free is a good thing but seriously the speed has to come into consideration as well.

Continued with my mugging of physics even though I would say my physics was fairly ok. It’s my chemistry that needs all the attention but I’m not even paying the slightest attention to it. I remember last year I used the 3 days of study break very productively but I wouldn’t be so sure this year.

My right ear hole seems to be bigger than my left one because my beats fit perfectly inside my right ear but it keeps wanting to drop when I put it in my left ear. Now this is irritating.

Even though I went to the TCM this morning but my neck is still freaking pain. If this continues I’m not going for training tomorrow morning.

Lunch was a simple homemade noodles but everything my mum makes is nice to her child.

Incredibly sleepy on the way to piano lesson. Slept on the MRT, slept on the chairs and slept in my teacher’s piano studio. In fact I was sleeping so soundly in the piano studio my teacher came out and the state of me sleeping there scared the shit out of her and her reaction scared the shit out of me. Mutual scare-the-shit-out-of process.
She complimented my hearing skills and said I was blessed with good ears and I should be thankful because some other students couldn’t differentiate the piano notes as well as I could.

On the MRT train back, I saw a young boy and a young girl hand in hand on the MRT. Awww, young love. Oh maybe they’re just siblings LOL whatever.

Dinner at home tonight, mum bought fish from IMM. Edible fishes have a tough life. When they’re still alive they need to escape the sharks and some slowpokes will get eaten alive underwater. But when they’re caught by the fishing net then they’ll get savagely mistreated even after they die, when humans cut off their fins, dig out their intestines, chop off their heads, dig out their eyeballs and fry them in deep oil. What a miserable life.
Moral of the day: Be good while you’re alive, so you don’t be a fish or any tasty animal in your afterlife so you won’t have to suffer that wrath. Or at least be a zoo/night safari animal so you’re at least fed well and if you happen to be born a panda then you’re basically treated like God.

I always loved homemade dinners, because nothing beats the mum’s cooking to her kid. Unless the mum doesn’t know how to cook or cooks like shit or… That’s the minority. But my 2nd cousin’s mum ( my mum’s 2nd sis ) cooks like shit so my cousin never liked her cooking. But my grandfather was an awesome cook so my mum learnt from him and my mum’s eldest sister could also cook well, just my 2nd aunt couldn’t cook well. But my mum told me when my 2nd aunt was super young she ate a – that ball thing you put inside the toilet to sterilize the toilet. So after she ate that thing she immediately fainted and had to be sent to hospital. But the main point is her brain had some sort of a damage so she didn’t grow up like my mum or my big aunt and she had problems with her education and my grandfather always scolded her… But that wasn’t exactly her fault because of what happened when she was super young that affected her brain. She retired at the age of 40+ and I wouldn’t say her entire family is too successful, because 1) She’s retired and has no income 2) Her husband is a mechanic and we all know mechanics don’t earn much 3) Her daughter is somewhat like her, studies not so good and she was fired at her first job. I shall not rant because after all it’s bad to degrade your own family tree. But they can’t read English so even if they come across this blog nevermind. Wait if China even allowed access to WordPress. China banned Facebook and came up with 人人网 which is an exact clone of Facebook. China banned Twitter and came up with 微博 which is also an exact clone of Twitter. The only thing I know they didn’t ban is Instagram. Well isn’t that kinda stupid because if they wanted to ban something then create a carbon copy of it then why ban it in the first place? I can understand why they banned Facebook because it translates to 非死不可 in Chinese ( definitely must die ) but why did they ban Twitter?! -.- Talk about Sinocentrism.

There goes another day zooming past our eyes, and if my neck doesn’t show the slightest bit of recovery by tonight then nope I’m not going for training tomorrow.

Since it’s still lunar 7th month, there are still people burning up a storm on the roads and this particular woman was setting fire to the air.

This was taken from quite far away and as we all know iPhone zoom sucks so apologize for the quality of the photo.

Had to change the eartips for my left earpiece for my beats because my right ear is bigger than my left ear so the eartip size that could fit my right ear couldn’t fit my left ear and the one in my left ear keeps dropping out.

Realized I ranted so much today ._.

Four letter word, but I don’t have the guts to say it 💚

I woke up at 5.30 and changed. My dad was flying to Beijing today so we all had to wake early. Anyway I had morning run so also needed to wake up earlier than usual. Had my last can of 八宝粥 this morning 😦 . My dad robbed me of my iPhone charger because he left his at his company.

Bade daddy goodbye and left house for school. When I reached school, it was 6.30 and the school was still dead. I was the first in 2A today (surprise!) The other classrooms were either still lights off, if not only 1 or 2 lone wolves were sleeping inside.

Morning Run:
8 rounds from the outermost round to the innermost round. Trailed behind LiLin but at the 5th round we both had stitches so we slowed down significantly, in the end I took lead because I guess her pain was more severe? Although it was pain, we never stopped running because whenever I stopped LiLin would shout at me to continue running. Thank you for the support 🙂

Every Friday, I would watch the school come down for morning assembly while I lay on the grass, seeing the world walk past me.

LiLin finally passed me her chem file!! 😁 Now my collection of science notes are complete. Hongyi passed me the beats today. The packaging is really authentic and the earphone quality is much better than the apple earpiece.

English:
21/30 for factual recount. I’m happy with that.

Chinese:
Can’t believe I got 10/14 for tingxie and 3 of the mistakes are because of I didn’t write the word properly so got penalized zz. For the rest of Chinese lesson we did a lijiewenda which I did in between half closed eyes.

Recess:
Scared Jasmine muahahaha >;:) now we know who’s boss don’t we.

Art:
Finally completed my puppet! Even though it looks like shit and has super little colors because mine was a poor woman with a few patches on her clothes, it’s over and done with.

Lunch:
Had fish and chips, actually wanted to have chicken cutlet rice but yongxin had the last one 😦

Biomedical Science:
Learnt that HIV was a virus, and HIV caused AIDS. AIDS is scary, why must sexual intercourse come with a risk?

Math was uninteresting but I admit I need to start doing math homework as well because if I’m too complacent I’ll end up failing math.

After school Eilace came and gave me my GG cookies 🙂 Choco cream and Choco mint. I personally prefer Choco Mint more but both is awesome.
Went to 2G because LiLin wanted to pass me her Acids and Bases notes. Jasmine and Renise glared daggers at me when I intruded their classroom. By then I was already carrying the 2 boxes of cookies, my iPad, the beats box, and my iPhone in my hands and I was like a garbage collector with a handful of good stuff. They started playing with my iPad because my jailbreak was simply too awesome for them.
Gave them a Choco cream cookie but the ever so noob Jasmine dropped the cookie onto the floor and got her fingers stained with the melting chocolate as well. Noobs will always be noobs no matter how awesome they are.

Bumped into Westine and Clariis while walking down the stairs, Clariis stole 2 more cookies from me.

I feel so free now that my dad is in China. But must remind myself constantly not to slack too much because EOYs are after all coming.

The authentic box 🙂

The earpiece pouch.

Actual earpieces on my iPhone 4 😀

Girl Guides Cookies!

Choco Cream cookies !

Be a champion 💙

“School, morning assembly is continued.” mumbled Yi Ming on the PA system. The school cheered, because they misheard ‘continued’ as ‘cancelled’. ( Can’t remember what Yi Ming said on the PA but it was something along those lines )

I reached school at 7.26, and I walked to the field to see that it was a lot emptier than on usual days. I reached the 2A queue, but only Xin Ping, Sophia and I were there. 1J and 2E were missing, and the entire field seemed lonely.

At 7.32, 2A came running down and so did 2E. The whole school was late for morning assembly, because they misheard Yi Ming’s announcement over the PA. The school was trolled.

PE:
Split into 4 groups, and played netball. For the first time in human history I wasn’t a center ( except that time when I played WA during the Wushu period ) and instead, GS. I scored one goal and Beiqi scored a goal too 😁 see, I used to play basketball that’s why I’m pretty accurate.
Shu Liang is forever tagging closely to me, I can’t even get out of his reach 😓 sticky boys are good for defenders.

Math:
Gary Lee was angry because more than half of the class didn’t do a graph question. “How can you not do the graph question? You know perfectly well it’s 101% going to come out, and it will take up a very huge percentage of your exam paper! You will miss out and lack practice like this!” said an irritated Mr. Lee. The class rolled their eyes and continued breathing.

Chemistry:
Mr Lee GS came in and the girls’ hearts melted. After all, who could resist the irresistible cuteness of Mr Lee? Got back our super ancient June holiday homework, and I actually didn’t do too badly because I got a fair number of ticks.

Chinese:
The HOD came in to stalk 杨老师’s lessons. Today we did a new chapter in 2B textbook, which LiLin kindly lent me. We had a 6-person-per-group discussion and we were supposed to come up with what was the worst invention ever, apart from plastic bags which were mentioned in the 课文. Our group came up with cigarettes, and we got the most votes for the best proposal for the worst invention ever. So we’re gonna get a reward tomorrow. Yay 😁

Lunch:
Bloody hungry but didn’t eat because I don’t know why either.

CID:
Once again we went to draw lots, for those groups who haven’t presented. Our group was second last, Dilys group is last.
Camilla’s group took like 45 minutes to present 😒 seriously wonder what took them so long. Did Eilace suddenly have diarrhea and shitted in her underwear? 😜
Slacked through the whole of CID again, this is good life.
LiLin told me how the Taiwan option for FES was so popular, there were 2 separate trips. One plane leaves on the 28th and the other leaves on the 29th. But everyone wanted the 28th plane because it was Singapore airlines and the one on 29th was China airlines. So tomorrow after morning assembly they will chiong to the library and write their names down on the OELP list for 28 or 29 to leave, and there’s limited numbers so it’s a first come first serve. The slowpokes will get the 29th while the muscular-legged will get the 28th. May the hunger games begin!

Went with Clariis to JP after school. We walked because walking is a good sport. Clariis was telling me how I needed to go to the toilet, but I refused to because I’m scared of going to public toilets. I know I’m weird, no need to tell me that. Clariis went to Mos Burger to buy her lunch and I went to Subway. Usual order – Chicken breast sandwich, hearty Italian, 6 inch 😘. While I was about to make payment, someone slapped my bag. My bag screamed, and I turned around to bash the person who hurt my bag.
Hello Jasmine.
Apparently she was too excited to see me she couldn’t stop smiling and she was telling me how she saw me in the bus 198 which nearly knocked me and Clariis down when we were crossing the road to JP. I know I’m special awww 😉
Waited for Clariis’ order to come and finally this Malay aunty came and handed Clariis a puny plastic bag with her orders. It’s been long since I last ate Mos Burgers.

And again, I forgot to remind LiLin to hand me the Chem notes. I swear I will get it by tomorrow I will screw my own self up.

After eating Subway and I generously donated a huge portion of mine to Clariis who was ungrateful because she complained I gave her too big a mouthful, I went to Pioneer for piano lesson.
Lesson was okay actually, teacher didn’t screw me up and I didn’t think I did too badly either.

I seriously think I overspent for the week 😰 but I’m extremely rich because of well, stalk my previous posts.

You’re sick and sexified.

I like girls who are crazy and hyper, not those who wear skirts all day and bring a mirror everywhere and won’t even touch dirt. Those are idiotic girls.

Walked to Pioneer MRT and guess what? Mr Teo the handsome math teacher walked past me. That calls for a good day.

是我想太多，你总这样说 💔

Hey guys.

The fear of being lonely is something the world is afraid of, and because of that people start to stereotype people who are alone by themselves as so called “lonely people” .

I want all of you to get this drilled into your head, every single reader out there.

Being alone, does not equal to lonely. NO. It doesn’t work that way.
In fact, Oxford can explain that pretty well.

Alone:
If you are alone in a place, there is no one with you.
Without any friends or people you know.
Without any help from other people.
Without including anything else.
Used to emphasize that there is only one person who knows, can do something etc..

Lonely:
Unhappy because you are alone or do not have anyone to talk to.

Chinese translation:
Alone=单独
Lonely=寂寞

From the dictionary definitions above ( yes I really did went to dig my Oxford dictionary out and check the meanings ), all we can say is loneliness is from being alone, but being alone doesn’t necessarily make you lonely. There is a big difference, but most people are blind to see it. So here I am, pointing out a hard, cold truth.

Also, stop stereotyping people who are alone. They may just like to be alone, it’s their choice. Crowds and groups of friends may stress them, they may not like it. Some just want to be accompanied by their earphones and they don’t like their friends to keep on interrupting their music. Being alone does not mean that they have no friends. Get that right please.

But it is kind of sad to see old people alone, maybe their partner died, maybe their kids ditched them ( worst case scenario ) .

It’s been bothering me a lot, that every time when I choose to be alone, people come up to me and say that I’m lonely and asks me if I have friends. I have. But I like being alone when it’s after school hours. Thank you very much.