Yesterday my mum worked from 7.30 to 4.00 this morning, so I had to go to school myself because I didn’t want to deprive my mum of any more sleep.
Breakfast was a simple tin of porridge and a packet of milk.
Being extremely filial, I also did the laundry cuz I woke up at 4.15 due to a heat stroke. I couldn’t go back to sleep since.
From 5.45 until 6.15 I played Sky Burger until 198 came at 6.15. The bus was considerably empty and I sat at the first row on the second level.
Unaware that the bus slowly started to pile up, it was only a few stops before RV when a man came and hurled his ass beside me at the outer seat, and started to snore. Shit, my brain screamed at itself.
I could wait no more. EXCUSE ME!!!!! screamed I to the fast asleep man. Oh solleeeeeeeee said he as he swung his legs apart to make way for me. Numerous pairs of eyes were on us. Fag.
I reached school at 6.40, Clariis was at Clementi.
THAT’S RETARDEDLY EARLY. yelled an agitated Clariis at the other end of the SMS.
Sorry mum.
Went to class and then I realized in horror, I did the wrong math worksheet. Apparently Mr G.’s awesome handwriting made 2 look too much like 7 and instead of doing worksheet 2 I went to do worksheet 7. Great. First time I bothered to do math homework and I did the wrong set of worksheet. Such win.
SHIT. said Fanxi as she glanced at her watch. 2A GO DOWN NOW!! it was 7.23.
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I collided into Nichole as we made a wild dash to the morning assembly line. Fangjie AH…. muttered Grace of 2E in disapprove.
7.45-8am
Now 2A I will be giving you your CCA certificates, please check and if any error, get them amended by this week. said Fanxi.
DAFUQ?!?!?!?! yelled I as I got back my slip.
CCA points for year 2012 is annulled because attendance is less than 50% said the bottom of the shitty cert. I had 2 points for my CCA points.
Meanwhile:
In 2B
Sandy: DAFUQ?!?!
In 2F
Glory: DAFUQ?!?!
In 2G
LiLin and Yifang: DAFUQ?!?!?!
In 2H
Yi Hua: APA?!?!?!?!
In 2I
Clariis: DAFUQ?!?!?!
The badminton people all had attendance below 50%. Now that must be math at its best.
Math:
My eyelids were hung with 1000kg of weights, my brain faced with a fatal error and shut down, my eyeballs dropped out of my eye sockets, my lips were dry. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snored me.
Snored through recess break.
Chinese:
15/15 for tingxie 😘 sweeeeeeeeeeeet.
The mock comprehension we did days ago, which I did through closing eyelids and a low power brain came back to us. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I laughed. I failed it with flying colours.
Geography and history:
Boring humanities is boring.
Lunch:
Had a free lunch off Cindy’s leftover food :3
I faced the 2G girls.
Tell me what dog logic is this, I muttered to Xian Huan.
What dog logic is what?! said a baffled Yang Xian Huan.
Nevermind, and I continued staring.
English:
I deserve a pat on the shoulder, I finished a reader’s response in 25 minutes and I didn’t fall asleep.
Computer:
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE! said me as Xingyee and I browsed through YouTube trending.
NO. Xingyee said defiantly.
Okay 😦
In the end we played Crayon by G-Dragon
Derpina finally killed herself in the project. DIE DERPINA DIE DIE.
EH CAN TELL ME THE DEN DEN DEN DEN MUSIC IS WHAT NAME NOT? Zhi Xuan and Tiffany ran over.
I shot them a dafuq look.
Showed them how a guy played Death Waltz on the piano. Epic final body slam is epic.
Finally found the DEN DEN DEN DEN song they wanted.
-Mission accomplished-
Brought back the motivation to exercise again, I’ll make it an attempt to go to the gym everyday.
Just went to the gym and got soaked but it was worth it 😊 everyone feels confident if they have a good-looking body, at least.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I screamed as I banged my toe against the wall.
Cross my fingers and hope to die ✊
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