I’m pregnant!! I’m pregnant!!! screamed I during morning assembly.
No you’re not, LiLin smacked my stomach.
Nooooooo my water bag burst…. howled me in agony.
-.- said LiLin’s face.
PE was taken by Chemistry, and adding CID, that makes 3.5 hours of seeing Mr Lee.
Plus another additional hour and half of physics supplementary, that makes 4.5 hours of science today. That’s definitely non-fangjie-friendly.
Tried in vain to memorize CID script during recess, but I — ended — up — speaking — like — this whichcomparingtomynormalspeakingspeedofthis is obviously TOO SLOW.
An hour of maths, I was so enthusiastic today because yes, I finally did my math homework and most importantly, the correct set that I volunteered 3 questions on the board. Now that’s some enthusiastic freak.
After math it was Mr Lee’s face again.
Chinese:
Haoxiang is forever presenting news related to public transport, if you haven’t realized.
So, my most recent 综合填空 got an amazing 2/20 but 90% of the class failed anyway.
Spent lunch watching intensely at my grandest masterpiece.
You must’ve been some angel banished from Heaven above.
Suddenly, someone announced it was Mr Gary Lee’s birthday, so we all ran to the hostel canteen and saw Mr G. eating with colleagues.
1,2,3, said Beiqi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MR LEE,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
祝你生日快乐，
祝你生日快乐。
祝你生日快乐，
祝你生日快乐！
He blushed a beetroot red. The 2I people clapped alongside with us and so did some of Mr G.’s colleagues. He was like a combination of 😳 and 😡. Teehee!
Everyone is falling sick nowadays, rest well people!
CID:
YIANN YOU GO LA YOU GO screamed a constipated LiLin.
Fine. Yi Ann said with swag.
It was the last 3 presentations of the day, and our group was one of the last 3 groups.
We drew 2nd, but somehow the first group ( Haoyang, Zhen Teng, Chern Heng, Marcus and I forgot who ) took like forever so we only presented at 2pm. Before that I irritated the shit out of Naomi Lim and Tiffany Handjaja :3
Finally, it was our turn.
But Tiffany ( 2A ), Wei Ni and two others were in the Com lab 3 too, apart from Mr Lee.
Dafuq why is Tiffany here whimpered me to Yifang.
“I want you to line according to the sequence of which you’re going to speak.” said Mr Lee.
“Okay, so… Yi Ann, Yifang, Fangjie, Eilace and Clariis?”
“EILACE?!?!” hollered the 5 of us.
“OH SORRY I MEANT LILIN.”
Meanwhile Eilace in the com lab Chemistry CID usually uses:
I think I hear 5 people screaming for me.
Good afternoon Mr Lee BLABLABLABLA rattled of Yi Ann who was starting first.
BLABLABLABLA rattled off Yifang. “And now Fangjie will continue the fourth problem.”
Holy sheeeeet.
BLABLABLABLA HIC BLABLABLABLA rattled me for 2 minutes and 20 seconds.
Then, ……. LiLin’s super melodious voice interrupted my hoarse duck voice. Tiffany looked up, mesmerized by LiLin. Jk.
Clariis ended off our presentation, and after a few questions we were allowed to go.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Physics supplementary lasted from 2.35 to 3.35. All the science-exempted ran off expect Fanxi. Hardworking chairperson is hardworking. 👍
I realized I became more photogenic.
It’s like an angel came by, and took me to heaven 💜
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