Month: September 2012

I had this odd dream, about some super weird thing which I forgot yesterday night. I only remember LiLin was involved. I think LiLin is a common character in my dreams because I’ve been dreaming about her since last year January or February LOL. And when I say ‘dreaming’, no I’m not les.

I’ve been leaving house later and later nowadays I wake up at 6.45 and by then some early people are already in school.

When I got to school, my dad dropped me off at the field and the seniors were carrying their bags and walking out of the field. At the same time, the sky was kinda wet and I cheered because I thought morning assembly was cancelled. My hope didn’t last for long, because more and more people in lower secondary uniform came down to the field and I remembered that the seniors had exam that’s why they didn’t need to go for morning assembly.

I love Wednesdays!

3 periods of champs, 2 periods of Malay and 2 periods of break time. 7 periods of slack periods plus we get half hour early dismissal 😁

Competition is really tough in Singapore 😒 being the overpopulated country it is. Do you know? Apart from Monaco, Singapore is the second most populated/ square feet country in the world. Explains why the temperature escalates from 25 degrees to 300,0000,0000 degrees when you step from an air-con Raffles Hotel onto a great bazaar in Orchard Road. Speaking of Raffles Hotel, Prince William and Kate Middleton is there. Anyone out to accompany me to go for stalking tonight? Back to the main point : it’s gonna be difficult getting a good job in the future because everyone is fighting for a place in this overcrowded city.

Malay:
Epal, Belimbing and Anggur presented their live skit today. Hong Yi’s fake laughter was very retarded and sudden he would go HA HA HA HA in the middle of a wedding an awkward silence. I bet the rest of Epal’s members thought that Hong Yi was a 笑柄 too.
My group is performing last >;:)
It’s like whichever Malay group I’m in, its always the lousiest group with the lowest points. Last year Jingga was incredibly noob and now Kelapa is incredibly noob as well.

Champs:
Koh lectured us on the BEC and FES scheme. I don’t have much to say about the new BEC but I just have to say that it’s like impossible to get Category A for FES. I mean who gets an excellent LCD grade nowadays? My whole class only 2 people got excellent I think. Yongxin and someone else. Yongxin the class chair and teachers pet! LOL just kidding.
But I do know that as the years come by, our lives are getting more and more complicated and it’s purely our choice to choose what we want to do with our subjects and it’s no longer like Sec 2 where our syllabus is a fixed thing and we have no subject combinations or anything. I really have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up but I just don’t want to be involved in anything related to science, thank you very much.

First time I ate at the hostel canteen today during lunch, the food was actually quite nice, better than the canteen food on some days. Although it’s slightly more expensive, but the queue is less and the amount of food they give is also a lot more.

Did a 30 minutes mock factual recount test in English. So how can you get bitten by a dog and how on earth did the security guards let in a stray dog ‘accidentally’ ?

Science:
Sex science 😍my assignment was well done and had very few mistakes ( as expected LOL ) Haoxiang labelled the rectum as “buttock”. Great job indeed, small boy.

A few days ago I told you I had a problem and I ignored you on Twitter for a few days. I just wanted to say sorry for what I did because you didn’t even do anything but I treated you like that. It distresses me to ignore your messages and I hope that you don’t hold any grudges against me for being mean and unfair to you. I know you’ll read this and I hope that you’ll iMessage me after this.

Might not be vlogging nowadays because the exams are round the corner.

#nowplaying Hall Of Fame

Standing in the hall of fame, and the world’s gonna know your name~

WTF I CAN’T BELIEVE IT MY MUM FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR AGAIN WHEN SHE LEFT THE HOUSE UGH ZZZ IT’S FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME ALREADY. JUST BECAUSE THE LOCK ISN’T A KEY BUT A MECHANICAL DEVICE IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU DON’T LOCK THE DOOR?!?!?!

The weather kills people.

Eating the Ocean Kids calcium gummies CSC badminton competition gave me, it actually tastes nice.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💜

It’s been 11 years, but that doesn’t make it any less tragic. In this video I made I sincerely hope that those who died RIP in heaven, and may the terrorists go to the worst stage in hell.

Commemorate 911

My dad yanked me off my bed. I groaned loudly. Why did HSK have to ruin my beauty sleep? It was 7.26.

Hurriedly, I ate a pack of honey stars and an extremely old corn （老玉米 :P）, then we waited for her royal highness of Deustchland to slowly saunter out of the bath and wear her clothes. If she causes my lateness, she dies. The drive to school was pretty much low traffic, which is good. By the time when I existed from the car on the right door because her highness was blocking the left door, it was 8.07 but the whole school was already nearly full.
Eunice came along and gave me her notes that gave her full exemption, thank you Eunice! 🙂
Met Lisa and then after a blur of blurness, Eunice came and told us we were supposed to get the HSK slip from Yanglaoshi so we can enter the exam venue which for 2A-2C was Studio 1 on level 2.
When we went up to level 2, the whole of 2A was there except Zhu Zhiyi who was happily sauntering down there at level 1.
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*

-ultimate face palm-

In the end Matthew and Keith went downstairs to get him because he was deaf.

After lots of unnecessary hassle into Studio 1, I found my seat. Column 7, Row 2. Seat 20. There was a fairly big gap between seat 20 – 21 because there was the door so in order not to block movement 20 was in front of the door and 21 is behind the door.

Soon, after the long and tiring process of shading the OAS, the listening comprehension started. I don’t get why they wanna test our LC skills, not like we’re deaf anyway -_- the most stupid thing is that they only repeat the thing once. So if you missed it you had 2 choices: 1) Cheat 2) Tikam . But of course choice no. 1) is highly not recommended.

After LC, it was the reading part which is the most sian part because all Singaporeans hate to read Chinese. Well, at least 99%. I struggled to take in the foreign language in front of me and my hands, numb due to the cold couldn’t shade the OAS properly. I was at war with myself over which eraser to use whenever I made a mistake because I have two beautiful erasers to choose from, one kindly sponsored by Condy Chao.

Last part: Writing.
The first few questions about rearranging the sequence of the words was just a giveaway. Anybody who doesn’t score full for that is so wasted.

So after a very stressful 120 minutes, ( yes all the sections add up to be 120 minutes ), we were told to put down our pants pens.

Me: Eh can off the aircon anot?!
Dilys who was sitting beside the controller: Cannot la!
Tiffany: My fingertips purple Liao eh T__T
Me: OFF LA!
Dilys: I need to pee eh!

Soon, the main examiner came to all of our rescue.
“You may leave.” he said in beautiful Chinese language.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *le mad chiong

Dad says he’d be fetching me at 11.50 so I sat there at the foyer and watch living souls walk past my eyes. The crowd of 2I passed, Tiffany passed, Jodie and Nicole passed, Eva and her gang passed, the softballers passed, the 2G popular pack girls passed. And then I realized something.
Jasmine and Yujing were holding LiLin, who was apparently hobbling and Yujing was helping LiLin carry her bag.
Right. Not my time to kpo. It’s never my business to kpo anyway. I wish that whatever happened to her she gets well soon.

As I sat there watching the world moving to JP, I received several ‘hi’s. I wonder, is it a good thing to be well-known in school? Wherever I go in school there’s always someone who knows me and I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing. The people who are close to me think I’m a pervert and a pedo but the people who are just friendly around me thinks that I’m a retarded stalker on twitter/fb and maybe slightly hyper and weird due to my extremely gifted personality.

After the popular pack of 2G girls walked past, my dad and his handsome Black Mitsubishi lancer drove in and I went home.

So much for a morning. My hands were still numb with cold even 30 minutes after the exam.

I told myself to care less about you, so if you’ve noticed I’ve started to care less, then this is for you.

Went home and fell into a damn deep slumber. After I woke it was 3 and I felt like a zombie as I walked around the house, changing my clothes.

Then I remembered I had piano at 4.30, and I lit up with happiness. From this lesson onwards I’ll be dropping Grade 8 but instead do the pieces that are nice. That way it benefits me and the teacher because I’m always a pain in the butthole when it comes to exam pieces. I don’t exactly remember how I passed my grade 7 but I know that my teacher pushed me really hard before I did it.

From the MRT ride from Clementi to Pioneer, I passed by my new Condo. From October on I’ll be living in that condo and then everyday I’ll either walk or cycle to school depending on the weather. Life just gets better.

I want you to know that I’ve stopped caring, because you don’t even show appreciation. You used to be so much but now you’re just dropping. You’re so different now. I don’t like you anymore. And also if I stop talking to you on social, if I stop stalking you, there’s a reason behind it.

Piano lesson was great. I’m supposed to practice Canon in D which is an awesome piece. Think I’ll start to like piano from now onwards because there is something to look forward to.

Going to eat at Kuishin-bo at JP tonight. I love buffet meals 😁 but it’s also for the German girl because she’s leaving tomorrow. ( 不知道该高兴还是特别高兴 ) I’m so mean yeah I know.

But thanks to her I earned lots of money because all the extra money I didn’t spend when going out with her are all safely tucked in my wallet. No one steals my wallet now.

People change. You changed, so I will change too.

Applied an aluminum skin to my iPhone 4 and now it’s damn beautiful :*

After a super full dinner at the buffet restaurant we went shopping and I saw this really cool geek specs but dad didn’t let me buy ;;

Check out this awesome shirt this guy was wearing at the supermarket.

LOOOOL

Dad running 10km tomorrow! Jiayou dad! (Y)

Dad bought durians for German girl to try and the look on her face was damn priceless. But, the whole house reeks of durian now and THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.

Tell me goodbye baby 💚

PS: it’s my blog’s 1 month anniversary!

So apparently yesterday night while I was browsing through Facebook I saw Hongyi’s status on selling real beats earpiece cheap. I’ve always wanted beats anyway and I haven’t finished spending my Chinese new year angbao money so I contacted him ( it was his sister that was selling, not him ) and ordered a pair of beats tour. It is extremely cheap for real beats. But even if I get cheated ( hope not ) its still cool to have some look-alike beats anyway.
Anyway apple earphones suck because if you blast music too loud the people outside can hear it and that would be awkward if you were playing I just had sex then.
And my audio-technica earpieces are getting kinda old too.

Left: audio-tech Right: apple earpieces

But I like to use apple earpieces to do my vlogging because it has a mic, unlike the audio-tech one.

That’s enough of earphones though.

Today I was given the luxury of waking up any time I could and so I lazed in bed until 9.15 before I realized how late it was and so I decided to get up for breakfast. German girl was already there eating my shares eating away on cornflakes.

I can’t believe it’s already the 4th day of the holidays. Just a week ago I would’ve been so elated the holidays are coming and now it’s coming to an end. Time really flies.

I finished all written homework but then there’s revision of all sorts to do. But just a few more weeks of tiring revision before I get the EOY over and done with and then it’s time to relax ( until I receive my results. ) I really envy the full exemption people 😦

Mum came back to deliver lunch and we had terriyaki chicken with rice and the best miso soup I ever tasted^^

In the morning I was busy researching on Picasso and by late morning I finally collated all my data. I combined them into Tiffany’s PowerPoint slides after lunch and I have to say that it was no mean feat doing all that shit. So much for a stupid art project that no one even gives a damn about. Picasso must be really horny though. He has so many paintings on naked women. Bet he must’ve been to strip clubs when he was still alive.

Hard cold evidence.

#nowplaying- All my love is for you SNSD
That song has swag.

Going to night safari tonight ( I’ve actually never been there in my entire 14 years of living before ) so I cannot miss the chance.

Today has been such an unproductive day. The only things I did were doing art research which was purely retarded and some Chinese revision and a little bit of math.

I hate science.

Why were there exams in the first place?

Changed my blogskin and the iPad layout. Do you like it? Leave a comment down below if possible 😊 but if you have unrelated nonsense to say then I suggest you shut up.

Today’s been a really mundane day and nothing to blog about. Shall turn my camera to video mode and try a vlog then. But I just ran out of topics to vlog about. Shall see about that then.

It’s everything about you, you, you~

Today has been a bad day overall, starting from morning training when I realized that my toe was too painful to move. Well so that day I slammed my toe into the intersection of 2 walls that were 90 degrees to each other, and my right small toe got hooked to the thing and the whole piece of nail was hanging there by a thread but I didn’t dare to pull it off even though it was disgusting. So I just left my toe to bleed and the nail is like jagged and coming off but if I pulled it off my toe would have no nail which would hurt even worse.
But that was just the beginning to a bad day at training. Apart from being off-form and unable to do even simple lobbing properly, I could barely run due to my toe and I ended up underperforming for every single match I played today.
I was just too disappointed with my last singles game. Not naming the opponent cuz gotta give her some respect. But I hope that there would be no more of such in the future because I will not accept it. Went to the field to emo after the game and for a moment I felt really suicidal. I will change what I can’t accept, and accept what I can’t change.

Emo-ed throughout training and left without even saying bye because I couldn’t even make myself do it. Left by the side gate but it was locked so I climbed over it and went to the bus stop anyway. A bunch of year 2 NCC boys jogged onto 174 and Yu Xuan caught me changing from training shoes into slippers and he called me a boss. Thanks I know I’m that champion. Trailed after the last NCC boy who boarded 174 before I boarded it. Don’t know why NCC is forever jogging long distances nowadays. Must be quite torturous.

Went to JP to treat myself to Shihlin’s XXXL chicken to cheer myself up from all the immense depression during training. After which saw Annying while walking to the bus interchange.

I ate on 154 because I was too hungry and seriously no one cares if you eat on buses anyway. Though you’re highly likely to get stomped if you do the same on MRTs.

Went home and did a vlog on how foreigners are denying the chances of Singaporeans. I mean seriously, it’s so common here that people are starting to think that it’s alright but it really isn’t alright. It’s affecting me too much so I needed to vent.

By the way, I might be using webcams more because the top advantage of using webcams to vlog is that the upload speed is super fast. In fact there’s no wait at all. You finish recording and basically it’s already there uploaded.

After the webcam I went to watch some more Paralympic games and then it was date-the-homework time. Finished the crystal vase factual recount and started on geog revision worksheet. I figured after I finish geog I’m practically done with written homework. But I still have the science papers to go through with myself because I simply refuse to do them all. Math that was just recently uploaded onto Dropbox added to my headache. But come on if you wanna leave the homework on Dropbox can you at least like tell us? Don’t just say nothing and give us the false hope that there’s no math homework but once we check Dropbox our hearts sink. And anyway, who checks Dropbox daily??

Yoghurt is good for losing fat, so eat more yoghurt people.
Also, nuts are good as well.

I need to re-train my abs because they’re getting less and less obvious already -.- Haiz

Children in Singapore have no “holiday” at all. Tell me what kind of a holiday is this man. With the HSK on Saturday? Are you even mad.

I will finish geog by today and hopefully art research on Pablo Picasso as well. Then will proceed to read the books borrowed at NLB yesterday. Somehow I’ve gotten attracted to the fiction books written by Singaporeans nowadays and I’m always going to the Singaporean fiction section. I love Goh Sin Tub’s One Singapore series. It’s so heartwarming yet interesting at the same time.

I think I’m PMS-ing a lot lately, I apologize to all my victims.

Sometimes the two of you may not realize it but when you two get overly hyper it’s really extremely annoying and I’m not even kidding. Can you two please stop it it is extremely unglam and disturbing to others too. You may not mind, but the others do. Please be more considerate.

Dad came home in the middle of work just to have his phone charged. He was left with 5% battery on his iPhone.

I wanna wish everyone to score well in EOYs and for the exempted people, congrats to you!

Now back to mugging.

Kiss me~ Kiss me~ Hug me~ Fill me with your warmth~

Stay strong 💙

How I contradict myself

Sleepily, I trudged out of bed at 7.25 and washed up. Why do holiday trainings have to be so early in the morning? It robs us sleep. But again morning trainings are better than afternoon trainings because afternoon trainings rob us of the whole day, basically. Morning trainings just rob us of sleep.

Dad fetched me to school and then sent German girl to Jurong Bird Park and ditched her told her to see the attractions alone and he’ll pick her up at 12pm.

They went to kpo the badminton training for a short while and Clariis found German girl pretty. That’s person number5 to say that. Well then -_-

Today’s training was simply overcrowded. Must have been somewhat more than 30 people and 8 courts was obviously not enough to hold 30+ people for training. Some people just got left out. Actually only those who had tournament were supposed to come but a lot of people came today and coach was kinda unhappy with the amount of people who came.

Played 6 sets of singles today. Won 4 but lost 2 to Hengdi. Argh swear I don’t like Hengdi’s playing style damn confusing.

After training went to pick up German girl from Bird park, then went home to wash up and then went to USS. But first went to McDonald’s at West coast park to have lunch. I had my usual stuff – McChicken set with additional apple pie 😊 tongue-candy.

I think I will hand over my USS part to my vlog post. Too much to type, so I would rather speak.

3/9 Lights, camera, action! ( iOS Vlog )

Btw I realize my voice was kinda loud

Your lips must always be sealed 💜