When I was in K1, I went to Sunway Lagoon in Malaysia, and it was paradise. For one thing, the water recreational activities were super fun and families got together to splash each other.
For me, that was the first time I walked into a male toilet accidentally, and then I got a black eye.
Um no the black eye wasn’t because the men found out that a girl was peeping on them, I was only 5.
Before we swim, we must always wear proper swimming gear, no? So we changed in the toilet.
And apparently, my mum and I went into the male toilet, and my dad went into the sauna, both thinking it was the right toilets to go. Luckily when we entered the male toilet it was unoccupied at all, so no one gave us weird stares.
Unfortunately ( or should I say fortunately? ) we only found out when we got out of the toilet, and my mum looked at the toilet door sign and went whaaaaaat?
At first we thought dad was in deep shit because we all thought he went to the female toilet.
Here’s a thing: if a female walks into a male toilet, it’s no big deal
BUT if a male walks into a female toilet, he is in deep shit.
So we thought dad was in deep shit. But thankfully he walked out in a pool of sweat complaining This toilet is so hot. But then thankfully ( or unthankfully ) it was just the sauna. So yeah trouble escaped. A very close call because seconds after my mum and I exited the male toilet, somebody of the right gender walked inside.
One thing I like about water parks is their huge water slides. Few meters tall and you woosh down in a fast stream of water that takes you down into the pool of satisfaction, where all your pleasures are satisfied. YOU SICKOS.
And I was foolish, I went with my backside facing the front. When I was about to reach, I panicked because I couldn’t turn around. But when I finally did, I landed head first into the pool, and when I got up, my eye had a huge ball on it. My first ever black eye, it was kinda cool getting a black eye in a pool. But I remembered I was crying quite loud and I attracted lots of unwanted attention with my black eye.
恭喜发财
红包拿来
没有红包
给你 black eye.
After that I went back to Kindergarten, and the kids all mesmerized over my beautiful black eye. Kindergarteners find everything beautiful, even a D-Cup bra. Ok I’m just joking.
Random sick question: what cup bra does Nicki Minaj wear?
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