12/9 The Rectum is Not The Buttock

I had this odd dream, about some super weird thing which I forgot yesterday night. I only remember LiLin was involved. I think LiLin is a common character in my dreams because I’ve been dreaming about her since last year January or February LOL. And when I say ‘dreaming’, no I’m not les.

I’ve been leaving house later and later nowadays I wake up at 6.45 and by then some early people are already in school.

When I got to school, my dad dropped me off at the field and the seniors were carrying their bags and walking out of the field. At the same time, the sky was kinda wet and I cheered because I thought morning assembly was cancelled. My hope didn’t last for long, because more and more people in lower secondary uniform came down to the field and I remembered that the seniors had exam that’s why they didn’t need to go for morning assembly.

I love Wednesdays!

3 periods of champs, 2 periods of Malay and 2 periods of break time. 7 periods of slack periods plus we get half hour early dismissal 😁

Competition is really tough in Singapore 😒 being the overpopulated country it is. Do you know? Apart from Monaco, Singapore is the second most populated/ square feet country in the world. Explains why the temperature escalates from 25 degrees to 300,0000,0000 degrees when you step from an air-con Raffles Hotel onto a great bazaar in Orchard Road. Speaking of Raffles Hotel, Prince William and Kate Middleton is there. Anyone out to accompany me to go for stalking tonight? Back to the main point : it’s gonna be difficult getting a good job in the future because everyone is fighting for a place in this overcrowded city.

Malay:
Epal, Belimbing and Anggur presented their live skit today. Hong Yi’s fake laughter was very retarded and sudden he would go HA HA HA HA in the middle of a wedding an awkward silence. I bet the rest of Epal’s members thought that Hong Yi was a 笑柄 too.
My group is performing last >;:)
It’s like whichever Malay group I’m in, its always the lousiest group with the lowest points. Last year Jingga was incredibly noob and now Kelapa is incredibly noob as well.

Champs:
Koh lectured us on the BEC and FES scheme. I don’t have much to say about the new BEC but I just have to say that it’s like impossible to get Category A for FES. I mean who gets an excellent LCD grade nowadays? My whole class only 2 people got excellent I think. Yongxin and someone else. Yongxin the class chair and teachers pet! LOL just kidding.
But I do know that as the years come by, our lives are getting more and more complicated and it’s purely our choice to choose what we want to do with our subjects and it’s no longer like Sec 2 where our syllabus is a fixed thing and we have no subject combinations or anything. I really have no idea what I wanna be when I grow up but I just don’t want to be involved in anything related to science, thank you very much.

First time I ate at the hostel canteen today during lunch, the food was actually quite nice, better than the canteen food on some days. Although it’s slightly more expensive, but the queue is less and the amount of food they give is also a lot more.

Did a 30 minutes mock factual recount test in English. So how can you get bitten by a dog and how on earth did the security guards let in a stray dog ‘accidentally’ ?

Science:
Sex science 😍my assignment was well done and had very few mistakes ( as expected LOL ) Haoxiang labelled the rectum as “buttock”. Great job indeed, small boy.

A few days ago I told you I had a problem and I ignored you on Twitter for a few days. I just wanted to say sorry for what I did because you didn’t even do anything but I treated you like that. It distresses me to ignore your messages and I hope that you don’t hold any grudges against me for being mean and unfair to you. I know you’ll read this and I hope that you’ll iMessage me after this.

Might not be vlogging nowadays because the exams are round the corner.

#nowplaying Hall Of Fame

Standing in the hall of fame, and the world’s gonna know your name~

WTF I CAN’T BELIEVE IT MY MUM FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR AGAIN WHEN SHE LEFT THE HOUSE UGH ZZZ IT’S FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME ALREADY. JUST BECAUSE THE LOCK ISN’T A KEY BUT A MECHANICAL DEVICE IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU DON’T LOCK THE DOOR?!?!?!

The weather kills people.

Eating the Ocean Kids calcium gummies CSC badminton competition gave me, it actually tastes nice.

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 💜