15/9 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhhhhh it hurts so bad. UHHHHHHHH.
Moaned me in bed. My neck was so stiff I couldn’t rotate my head and it just hurt no matter which direction I turned my head.
To add on to the morning bed badness, I stained my bed as well. That’s definitely a good start to an even gooder day! ( Talk about bad English )

My mum was PMSing in the morning, together with me. When two to-be PMS-ers come together to PMS at each other, you get a Who-is-the-best-boob-puller competition. No I’m just kidding it will be kinda gross if that really happens. I mean. Unless your boobs are like Nicki Minaj’s then it’s probably a hard task trying to pull them unless the opposite party allows you to. Which… Coming to think of it is just as hard as trying to pull a man’s dick while they’re wearing pants unless it’s like what 8 inches long.
I realized I was going off track.
All you people who laughed at my previous paragraph are horny jerks.

So went to the nearby hawker center to have breakfast then after that went to the TCM to have my neck examined. The doctor was a male and he made me rip off my beautiful domo shirt and my intestines insides and he gave me a long cloth tube which is an enlarged version of a condom, just different material. I wore the cloth tube over me and clung on to my in front like there was no tomorrow because like my junior once said to me, ” If you expose your up there to an unknown man, then your body no price liao.” Yes my body is still priceless like shit and the doctor should be honored he gets to work on my body and not on some fatass’ body. I shall not elaborate on my body because this blog is public.
If you’ve never been to a TCM ( traditional Chinese Medical ), here’s how it basically works : your where most pain, your where most cannot move cannot touch, the doctor will violently jerk that area until you cry. E.g your right arm dislocated cannot move, the doctor will violently yank your arm until it somewhat moves.
If you’re the frail-hearted, TCM is not the way to go. I suggest NUH or Gleneagles.
The doctor started off with me sitting on the chair and he violently pressed my back and my neck until I was like

And then, he violently forced me instructed me to lie on the bed with my face facing down ( there was a cut out hole on the bed for the face so you can breathe while they operate ) and he started pressing all the unpressable areas and my face was constipated like a man who couldn’t shit in a decade, or a Haoxiang making a weird face. Finally, he took out those glass blobs, lit a flame into it and pressed it sturdily into my back. The process is known as 拔罐 and it’s a really sensational feeling, like it’s sucking the skin out of you and into the glass blob container.
After 3 minutes, he plucked them out and my back was a beautiful shade of original skin colour + purple dots.

The purple areas were extremely sore and when you touched it it feels like a slightly less severe version of a blue-black wound.
I changed back into my Domo shirt, and walked out feeling like a new person. Although my neck was savagely tortured, it felt sooooo gooood, a TCM Chinese doctor let me put my face in his bed~

“What plans have you for today?” asked mother.
Study lor. said an extremely worn out me.
＂学习也是有目的的如果你没有目的盲目地去学习你倒不如不学习。＂

Ok lor.

Started YouTubing for physics videos related to the tested topics and after viewing a few I realized RayWilliamJohnson uploaded a new video. By the way the real Ray is away so for 6 weeks there will be hosts on his channel taking over his place. The Black guy in the 2nd previous episode actually wasn’t too bad.

I like the beats tour earphones a lot, partly because the sound is very crisp and partly because of the design. My mum nagged that I spend too much money but hello that is my CNY money. She also complained that I spent too much money on the GG Cookies. Since when did having a charitable heart become bad?

Finally finished downloading iMovie on my iPhone! Installous is so slow. Although getting paid apps for free is a good thing but seriously the speed has to come into consideration as well.

Continued with my mugging of physics even though I would say my physics was fairly ok. It’s my chemistry that needs all the attention but I’m not even paying the slightest attention to it. I remember last year I used the 3 days of study break very productively but I wouldn’t be so sure this year.

My right ear hole seems to be bigger than my left one because my beats fit perfectly inside my right ear but it keeps wanting to drop when I put it in my left ear. Now this is irritating.

Even though I went to the TCM this morning but my neck is still freaking pain. If this continues I’m not going for training tomorrow morning.

Lunch was a simple homemade noodles but everything my mum makes is nice to her child.

Incredibly sleepy on the way to piano lesson. Slept on the MRT, slept on the chairs and slept in my teacher’s piano studio. In fact I was sleeping so soundly in the piano studio my teacher came out and the state of me sleeping there scared the shit out of her and her reaction scared the shit out of me. Mutual scare-the-shit-out-of process.
She complimented my hearing skills and said I was blessed with good ears and I should be thankful because some other students couldn’t differentiate the piano notes as well as I could.

On the MRT train back, I saw a young boy and a young girl hand in hand on the MRT. Awww, young love. Oh maybe they’re just siblings LOL whatever.

Dinner at home tonight, mum bought fish from IMM. Edible fishes have a tough life. When they’re still alive they need to escape the sharks and some slowpokes will get eaten alive underwater. But when they’re caught by the fishing net then they’ll get savagely mistreated even after they die, when humans cut off their fins, dig out their intestines, chop off their heads, dig out their eyeballs and fry them in deep oil. What a miserable life.
Moral of the day: Be good while you’re alive, so you don’t be a fish or any tasty animal in your afterlife so you won’t have to suffer that wrath. Or at least be a zoo/night safari animal so you’re at least fed well and if you happen to be born a panda then you’re basically treated like God.

I always loved homemade dinners, because nothing beats the mum’s cooking to her kid. Unless the mum doesn’t know how to cook or cooks like shit or… That’s the minority. But my 2nd cousin’s mum ( my mum’s 2nd sis ) cooks like shit so my cousin never liked her cooking. But my grandfather was an awesome cook so my mum learnt from him and my mum’s eldest sister could also cook well, just my 2nd aunt couldn’t cook well. But my mum told me when my 2nd aunt was super young she ate a – that ball thing you put inside the toilet to sterilize the toilet. So after she ate that thing she immediately fainted and had to be sent to hospital. But the main point is her brain had some sort of a damage so she didn’t grow up like my mum or my big aunt and she had problems with her education and my grandfather always scolded her… But that wasn’t exactly her fault because of what happened when she was super young that affected her brain. She retired at the age of 40+ and I wouldn’t say her entire family is too successful, because 1) She’s retired and has no income 2) Her husband is a mechanic and we all know mechanics don’t earn much 3) Her daughter is somewhat like her, studies not so good and she was fired at her first job. I shall not rant because after all it’s bad to degrade your own family tree. But they can’t read English so even if they come across this blog nevermind. Wait if China even allowed access to WordPress. China banned Facebook and came up with 人人网 which is an exact clone of Facebook. China banned Twitter and came up with 微博 which is also an exact clone of Twitter. The only thing I know they didn’t ban is Instagram. Well isn’t that kinda stupid because if they wanted to ban something then create a carbon copy of it then why ban it in the first place? I can understand why they banned Facebook because it translates to 非死不可 in Chinese ( definitely must die ) but why did they ban Twitter?! -.- Talk about Sinocentrism.

There goes another day zooming past our eyes, and if my neck doesn’t show the slightest bit of recovery by tonight then nope I’m not going for training tomorrow.

Since it’s still lunar 7th month, there are still people burning up a storm on the roads and this particular woman was setting fire to the air.

This was taken from quite far away and as we all know iPhone zoom sucks so apologize for the quality of the photo.

Had to change the eartips for my left earpiece for my beats because my right ear is bigger than my left ear so the eartip size that could fit my right ear couldn’t fit my left ear and the one in my left ear keeps dropping out.

Realized I ranted so much today ._.

Four letter word, but I don’t have the guts to say it 💚