16/9 How Puberty Destroy Us

“今天我要和 Sembawang Primary school 的校长谈事情，不能训练了。不好意思！＂ said my coach on the SMS. Yesssssssssssssss!!!

Breakfast was a delicious chocolate cake. Admit it, we all love chocolate cakes. We love chocolates, because they contain caffeine that makes us happy on the saddest days. A bar of kit kat escalates your joy on a good day, and minimizes your depression on a bad day. It’s always a good time~

Started on science homework, and it was a headache. The physics questions were easily attempted, bio managed to scrape through with some research here and there, but chemistry was a bloody headache. There wasn’t a single question I did not do research on. That would probably mean I’m gonna die in exam. Ah heck.

I love doing random stuff at random time, though my mum calls it a wastage of time. But you never know when your randomness could get you rich, I mean whatever.

So apple recently launched the iPhone 5 which sent Nokia and Samsung bursting out in laughter. After all there really isn’t too big a difference. Let’s see:
–Thinnest, Lightest iPhone Ever Features All-New Aluminum Design, Stunning 4-Inch Retina Display, A6 Chip & Ultrafast Wireless
Not bad, not bad at all. But the best part is the battery life would be longer, and that’s what iPhone users really need. The iPhone battery life sucks like dog shit.
I would probably get one of them if I did my EOYs relatively well.

So I wasted a whole morning on revision and homework, I should award myself with a tasty GG cookie. Although they’re baked by Khong Guan, but who cares.

Smosh videos are so funny it tickles my funny bone 😂
Especially the one on Pokemon in real life, it’s classic.

Lunch was an appetizing pork bulgogi. Everything was nice but the price. $6.60 but well it’s from Isetan what can you do. Isetan sells some awesome stuff out there though.

Did you know? Plugging your earphones into your ears and listening to music for 1h increases bacteria in your ears by 700 times. Now that’s disturbing .

My face is extremely smooth today!

I hate it when someone starts a facebook conversation and then they’re like all friendly and that when they suddenly go, ” Hey but the main point is can you help me like this page? Kthxnbai ”
Bitch.
If you wanted to use me like that then why don’t you just tell it straight in my face.

No plans for today whatsoever, so tragic staying home 24/7 on a beautiful, sunshine-filled Sunday. COME ON!

Thank you teachers for your 一片苦心 to want us to do well in EOYs. We greatly appreciate your lumps of homework and we hope to see you soon. Tomorrow, precisely.

I haven’t vlogged nowadays because I ran out of topics. Vlogging really doesn’t take up a lot of time, maximum 1h. I did the emoticons one within 20 minutes, all the editing and such.

By the way do check out Terence Tan’s channel, he’s another Singaporean vlogger though not as famous as Sam Driscoll or Noah Yap. Terence Tan’s channel

Anyway as the title of this post suggests, I’m going to talk about how puberty destroys us.
When we were young, most of us were cute. Well maybe except Steven Lim. People adored us, and they put us at priority, even strangers smiled when they saw us. But we grew up. Our parents may not say it, but we’ve all grown uglier and less cute. From the world whereby we ruled the world, we downgraded to the world of harsh reality. Even the people on the MRT didn’t give up their seats for us anymore. And then, the boys started to break their voice and their legs became incredibly hairy. The girls started to wear a double layer inside and once in a month they’ll start to bleed at the most irritating places. Our skins all become oilier and beautiful red dots known as pimples begin to sprout on our faces. It is a true work of the natural beauty, that may our beautiful white skin/black skin/brown skin/shit colour skin be dotted with beautiful red dots that rise above our normal skin level and form a big ball. Indeed, beautiful.

My mum insisted I do this because of my recent outbreak of pimples zz.

Noontime nap, but wasn’t able to sleep properly because got interrupted by a text from jasmine D:

Mum helped me wash my face and after that made me drink this homemade lemon juice

because she claimed that it would help in 排毒. But it was so sour the moment I drank it my face was like:

I realize one good thing about vlogging is that I can now zipai without feeling weird LOL

Bought new pair of sandals at world of sports at JP ^^ and had dinner at Carl’s Jr.

Shall be a good student and off to mug.

Toodles!

You can be the King Kong, banging on your chest.