Author: Fangjie

My dad yanked me off my bed. I groaned loudly. Why did HSK have to ruin my beauty sleep? It was 7.26.

Hurriedly, I ate a pack of honey stars and an extremely old corn （老玉米 :P）, then we waited for her royal highness of Deustchland to slowly saunter out of the bath and wear her clothes. If she causes my lateness, she dies. The drive to school was pretty much low traffic, which is good. By the time when I existed from the car on the right door because her highness was blocking the left door, it was 8.07 but the whole school was already nearly full.
Eunice came along and gave me her notes that gave her full exemption, thank you Eunice! 🙂
Met Lisa and then after a blur of blurness, Eunice came and told us we were supposed to get the HSK slip from Yanglaoshi so we can enter the exam venue which for 2A-2C was Studio 1 on level 2.
When we went up to level 2, the whole of 2A was there except Zhu Zhiyi who was happily sauntering down there at level 1.
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*
2A boys: ZHIYI!!!!!
Zhiyi: *ignores*

-ultimate face palm-

In the end Matthew and Keith went downstairs to get him because he was deaf.

After lots of unnecessary hassle into Studio 1, I found my seat. Column 7, Row 2. Seat 20. There was a fairly big gap between seat 20 – 21 because there was the door so in order not to block movement 20 was in front of the door and 21 is behind the door.

Soon, after the long and tiring process of shading the OAS, the listening comprehension started. I don’t get why they wanna test our LC skills, not like we’re deaf anyway -_- the most stupid thing is that they only repeat the thing once. So if you missed it you had 2 choices: 1) Cheat 2) Tikam . But of course choice no. 1) is highly not recommended.

After LC, it was the reading part which is the most sian part because all Singaporeans hate to read Chinese. Well, at least 99%. I struggled to take in the foreign language in front of me and my hands, numb due to the cold couldn’t shade the OAS properly. I was at war with myself over which eraser to use whenever I made a mistake because I have two beautiful erasers to choose from, one kindly sponsored by Condy Chao.

Last part: Writing.
The first few questions about rearranging the sequence of the words was just a giveaway. Anybody who doesn’t score full for that is so wasted.

So after a very stressful 120 minutes, ( yes all the sections add up to be 120 minutes ), we were told to put down our pants pens.

Me: Eh can off the aircon anot?!
Dilys who was sitting beside the controller: Cannot la!
Tiffany: My fingertips purple Liao eh T__T
Me: OFF LA!
Dilys: I need to pee eh!

Soon, the main examiner came to all of our rescue.
“You may leave.” he said in beautiful Chinese language.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *le mad chiong

Dad says he’d be fetching me at 11.50 so I sat there at the foyer and watch living souls walk past my eyes. The crowd of 2I passed, Tiffany passed, Jodie and Nicole passed, Eva and her gang passed, the softballers passed, the 2G popular pack girls passed. And then I realized something.
Jasmine and Yujing were holding LiLin, who was apparently hobbling and Yujing was helping LiLin carry her bag.
Right. Not my time to kpo. It’s never my business to kpo anyway. I wish that whatever happened to her she gets well soon.

As I sat there watching the world moving to JP, I received several ‘hi’s. I wonder, is it a good thing to be well-known in school? Wherever I go in school there’s always someone who knows me and I don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing. The people who are close to me think I’m a pervert and a pedo but the people who are just friendly around me thinks that I’m a retarded stalker on twitter/fb and maybe slightly hyper and weird due to my extremely gifted personality.

After the popular pack of 2G girls walked past, my dad and his handsome Black Mitsubishi lancer drove in and I went home.

So much for a morning. My hands were still numb with cold even 30 minutes after the exam.

I told myself to care less about you, so if you’ve noticed I’ve started to care less, then this is for you.

Went home and fell into a damn deep slumber. After I woke it was 3 and I felt like a zombie as I walked around the house, changing my clothes.

Then I remembered I had piano at 4.30, and I lit up with happiness. From this lesson onwards I’ll be dropping Grade 8 but instead do the pieces that are nice. That way it benefits me and the teacher because I’m always a pain in the butthole when it comes to exam pieces. I don’t exactly remember how I passed my grade 7 but I know that my teacher pushed me really hard before I did it.

From the MRT ride from Clementi to Pioneer, I passed by my new Condo. From October on I’ll be living in that condo and then everyday I’ll either walk or cycle to school depending on the weather. Life just gets better.

I want you to know that I’ve stopped caring, because you don’t even show appreciation. You used to be so much but now you’re just dropping. You’re so different now. I don’t like you anymore. And also if I stop talking to you on social, if I stop stalking you, there’s a reason behind it.

Piano lesson was great. I’m supposed to practice Canon in D which is an awesome piece. Think I’ll start to like piano from now onwards because there is something to look forward to.

Going to eat at Kuishin-bo at JP tonight. I love buffet meals 😁 but it’s also for the German girl because she’s leaving tomorrow. ( 不知道该高兴还是特别高兴 ) I’m so mean yeah I know.

But thanks to her I earned lots of money because all the extra money I didn’t spend when going out with her are all safely tucked in my wallet. No one steals my wallet now.

People change. You changed, so I will change too.

Applied an aluminum skin to my iPhone 4 and now it’s damn beautiful :*

After a super full dinner at the buffet restaurant we went shopping and I saw this really cool geek specs but dad didn’t let me buy ;;

Check out this awesome shirt this guy was wearing at the supermarket.

LOOOOL

Dad running 10km tomorrow! Jiayou dad! (Y)

Dad bought durians for German girl to try and the look on her face was damn priceless. But, the whole house reeks of durian now and THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.

Tell me goodbye baby 💚

PS: it’s my blog’s 1 month anniversary!

So apparently yesterday night while I was browsing through Facebook I saw Hongyi’s status on selling real beats earpiece cheap. I’ve always wanted beats anyway and I haven’t finished spending my Chinese new year angbao money so I contacted him ( it was his sister that was selling, not him ) and ordered a pair of beats tour. It is extremely cheap for real beats. But even if I get cheated ( hope not ) its still cool to have some look-alike beats anyway.
Anyway apple earphones suck because if you blast music too loud the people outside can hear it and that would be awkward if you were playing I just had sex then.
And my audio-technica earpieces are getting kinda old too.

Left: audio-tech Right: apple earpieces

But I like to use apple earpieces to do my vlogging because it has a mic, unlike the audio-tech one.

That’s enough of earphones though.

Today I was given the luxury of waking up any time I could and so I lazed in bed until 9.15 before I realized how late it was and so I decided to get up for breakfast. German girl was already there eating my shares eating away on cornflakes.

I can’t believe it’s already the 4th day of the holidays. Just a week ago I would’ve been so elated the holidays are coming and now it’s coming to an end. Time really flies.

I finished all written homework but then there’s revision of all sorts to do. But just a few more weeks of tiring revision before I get the EOY over and done with and then it’s time to relax ( until I receive my results. ) I really envy the full exemption people 😦

Mum came back to deliver lunch and we had terriyaki chicken with rice and the best miso soup I ever tasted^^

In the morning I was busy researching on Picasso and by late morning I finally collated all my data. I combined them into Tiffany’s PowerPoint slides after lunch and I have to say that it was no mean feat doing all that shit. So much for a stupid art project that no one even gives a damn about. Picasso must be really horny though. He has so many paintings on naked women. Bet he must’ve been to strip clubs when he was still alive.

Hard cold evidence.

#nowplaying- All my love is for you SNSD
That song has swag.

Going to night safari tonight ( I’ve actually never been there in my entire 14 years of living before ) so I cannot miss the chance.

Today has been such an unproductive day. The only things I did were doing art research which was purely retarded and some Chinese revision and a little bit of math.

I hate science.

Why were there exams in the first place?

Changed my blogskin and the iPad layout. Do you like it? Leave a comment down below if possible 😊 but if you have unrelated nonsense to say then I suggest you shut up.

Today’s been a really mundane day and nothing to blog about. Shall turn my camera to video mode and try a vlog then. But I just ran out of topics to vlog about. Shall see about that then.

It’s everything about you, you, you~

Today has been a bad day overall, starting from morning training when I realized that my toe was too painful to move. Well so that day I slammed my toe into the intersection of 2 walls that were 90 degrees to each other, and my right small toe got hooked to the thing and the whole piece of nail was hanging there by a thread but I didn’t dare to pull it off even though it was disgusting. So I just left my toe to bleed and the nail is like jagged and coming off but if I pulled it off my toe would have no nail which would hurt even worse.
But that was just the beginning to a bad day at training. Apart from being off-form and unable to do even simple lobbing properly, I could barely run due to my toe and I ended up underperforming for every single match I played today.
I was just too disappointed with my last singles game. Not naming the opponent cuz gotta give her some respect. But I hope that there would be no more of such in the future because I will not accept it. Went to the field to emo after the game and for a moment I felt really suicidal. I will change what I can’t accept, and accept what I can’t change.

Emo-ed throughout training and left without even saying bye because I couldn’t even make myself do it. Left by the side gate but it was locked so I climbed over it and went to the bus stop anyway. A bunch of year 2 NCC boys jogged onto 174 and Yu Xuan caught me changing from training shoes into slippers and he called me a boss. Thanks I know I’m that champion. Trailed after the last NCC boy who boarded 174 before I boarded it. Don’t know why NCC is forever jogging long distances nowadays. Must be quite torturous.

Went to JP to treat myself to Shihlin’s XXXL chicken to cheer myself up from all the immense depression during training. After which saw Annying while walking to the bus interchange.

I ate on 154 because I was too hungry and seriously no one cares if you eat on buses anyway. Though you’re highly likely to get stomped if you do the same on MRTs.

Went home and did a vlog on how foreigners are denying the chances of Singaporeans. I mean seriously, it’s so common here that people are starting to think that it’s alright but it really isn’t alright. It’s affecting me too much so I needed to vent.

By the way, I might be using webcams more because the top advantage of using webcams to vlog is that the upload speed is super fast. In fact there’s no wait at all. You finish recording and basically it’s already there uploaded.

After the webcam I went to watch some more Paralympic games and then it was date-the-homework time. Finished the crystal vase factual recount and started on geog revision worksheet. I figured after I finish geog I’m practically done with written homework. But I still have the science papers to go through with myself because I simply refuse to do them all. Math that was just recently uploaded onto Dropbox added to my headache. But come on if you wanna leave the homework on Dropbox can you at least like tell us? Don’t just say nothing and give us the false hope that there’s no math homework but once we check Dropbox our hearts sink. And anyway, who checks Dropbox daily??

Yoghurt is good for losing fat, so eat more yoghurt people.
Also, nuts are good as well.

I need to re-train my abs because they’re getting less and less obvious already -.- Haiz

Children in Singapore have no “holiday” at all. Tell me what kind of a holiday is this man. With the HSK on Saturday? Are you even mad.

I will finish geog by today and hopefully art research on Pablo Picasso as well. Then will proceed to read the books borrowed at NLB yesterday. Somehow I’ve gotten attracted to the fiction books written by Singaporeans nowadays and I’m always going to the Singaporean fiction section. I love Goh Sin Tub’s One Singapore series. It’s so heartwarming yet interesting at the same time.

I think I’m PMS-ing a lot lately, I apologize to all my victims.

Sometimes the two of you may not realize it but when you two get overly hyper it’s really extremely annoying and I’m not even kidding. Can you two please stop it it is extremely unglam and disturbing to others too. You may not mind, but the others do. Please be more considerate.

Dad came home in the middle of work just to have his phone charged. He was left with 5% battery on his iPhone.

I wanna wish everyone to score well in EOYs and for the exempted people, congrats to you!

Now back to mugging.

Kiss me~ Kiss me~ Hug me~ Fill me with your warmth~

Stay strong 💙

How I contradict myself

Sleepily, I trudged out of bed at 7.25 and washed up. Why do holiday trainings have to be so early in the morning? It robs us sleep. But again morning trainings are better than afternoon trainings because afternoon trainings rob us of the whole day, basically. Morning trainings just rob us of sleep.

Dad fetched me to school and then sent German girl to Jurong Bird Park and ditched her told her to see the attractions alone and he’ll pick her up at 12pm.

They went to kpo the badminton training for a short while and Clariis found German girl pretty. That’s person number5 to say that. Well then -_-

Today’s training was simply overcrowded. Must have been somewhat more than 30 people and 8 courts was obviously not enough to hold 30+ people for training. Some people just got left out. Actually only those who had tournament were supposed to come but a lot of people came today and coach was kinda unhappy with the amount of people who came.

Played 6 sets of singles today. Won 4 but lost 2 to Hengdi. Argh swear I don’t like Hengdi’s playing style damn confusing.

After training went to pick up German girl from Bird park, then went home to wash up and then went to USS. But first went to McDonald’s at West coast park to have lunch. I had my usual stuff – McChicken set with additional apple pie 😊 tongue-candy.

I think I will hand over my USS part to my vlog post. Too much to type, so I would rather speak.

3/9 Lights, camera, action! ( iOS Vlog )

Btw I realize my voice was kinda loud

Your lips must always be sealed 💜

At 6.30am my mum turned on the lights and screamed ” 她来了她来了，起床！！”
Shit, I thought. The embarrassment begins.

In the speed of light, I grabbed my PE shirt my shorts my underwear my bra my socks my everything to the bathroom. I took 30 seconds to shower & wet my horsehair and then I awkwardly stumbled out of the toilet, jamming my toe against the wall as I did. It hurt.

And somehow for some stupid reason my iPad still can’t connect to school wifi despite the vast majority already can. Stupid retarded fuck.

But anyway in the end I did manage to say hi to the German girl despite how embarrassed I was.

I swear I’m damn angry with the school wifi that whoever touches me now I will bite their head off and I don’t give a fuck who you are.

Everyone is so noisy today zzz and first thing in the morning I have been provoked but they didn’t know they provoked me and PLEASE DON’T READ WHAT I TYPE AS I BLOG. I KNOW IT’LL EVENTUALLY END UP ONLINE BUT WHILE I TYPE CAN YOU DON’T READ ANOT I DON’T LIKE IT. Basic sense of privacy also cannot give me ah -.-

You know what, miraculously after I vented my anger about the wifi, the wifi came on. Just goes to show that sometimes things won’t work unless you get pissed at them. Works the same logic as humans don’t they.

Anyway, I eventually managed to get out of the house after an embarrassing morning at home. In my own house.

My dad wants me to go to my new condo today after school to see. I don’t know what’s there to see but well I haven’t seen it so may well see it and pick my new bedroom. I think I’m supposed to time how long I take to walk from RV to my new condo beside Lakeside MRT so next time I will know what time I need to leave house to walk to school.

Today is the last day of term 3 for me because.. Well read my previous blog post. 😛

The school wifi is like keep connecting and then disconnecting -___- so irritating.

Mr Teo is giving out result slips now!
The health check summary is also given out to us.

I think I improved quite significantly but my Chinese, geog and science are still below average. I got 3 A2s, 2 B3s for my languages, and a B4 for my science.

Is it just my birth cert number that the school can’t accept or is it just that the school likes someone else’s NRIC number better? Because I can’t connect to the school wifi with my own account but I can connect to the wifi using someone else’s NRIC number. Not fair.

Our PE is delayed due to the giving out of result slips 😒

Clariis if you’re reading this I love you 😘

We only went down for PE at 8.30 cuz Mr Teo was lecturing us on GPA stuff then we played this so called netball-cum-captains ball game on the field because there was an exam in the hall so we didn’t want to go too near to them.

I just realized I’m actually quite close to all the FE people so that’s an advantage 😉

Recess:
Bread and juice as usual.

Math:
Venn diagrams + set notation is getting really confusing.

Biology:
We learnt on contraceptives like condoms, diaphragm, and contraceptive pills, but most importantly we were shown a video on natural childbirth. It was damn gory and so disgusting that I could feel myself cringing and shriveling up into a ball and when she pregnant woman screamed in pain, my brain screamed for the video to stop. I started crying in the middle of the video because I couldn’t take the scenes anymore and I’m quite sure I won’t ever wanna have a baby in the future again. So much for being a girl, there’s so much pain to endure.
But knowing our mothers endured all these to give birth to us, don’t we all have to thank them for all the pain? Especially the boys who might not know.

Chinese:
Discussed on the 水晶包课文 and it was quite touching :’)

Lunch:

Geography:
Boring geography is boring and there is homework to do.

CID:
Picked our lots after lots of suspense and we were group 7, after lucky me picked the lots. Today only group 1-3 presented so I presume our group is only going to present in the 3rd week of oral presentation which is in term 4. My dad called me in the middle of CID and I picked up halfway but couldn’t finish the call because Mdm Ang was like just behind us. So does that mean I don’t need to go to my new condo after school now? Does that mean I can buy my XXXL chicken now?

We’re going to Redang Island tomorrow but I haven’t even packed. Great. Can’t wait to suntan under the beach and I pray that my period doesn’t come in the middle of the trip. It BETTER not come.

Most likely spending time with German girl later and from now on there’s gonna be a slight change to my life because of her presence. She’ll be leaving on 9 September, 1 day after HSK.
I hope she’s nice and friendly! So we won’t have a hard time communicating with each other.

Might not blog from tomorrow to Sunday, because I’m overseas. Apologize for that. Unless I get wifi and time.

Camilla was kind enough to accompany me to walk to my new condo beside lakeside MRT 😀 thank you Camilla ❤ really kind of you.

Going to use my cough as reason for MC tomorrow. After all I really am having quite a bad cough.

Here’s a short update video 😛

Short Update!

Had western food for dinner, just for the German girl HEHE.

Got my MC for tomorrow, I’m excused!! WOOHOO.

Your lips must always be sealed 💜

Today morning I received an email from the German girl, telling us that her flight had been delayed for more than 12 hours. That’s nice of you, Qantas. Such excellent service for an airline to delay a flight for TWELVE hours. So she’ll be reaching tomorrow morning in my sleep, I guess.

Woke up at 6.40 today and almost late for school again. I’m always almost late but not late. Brought Leryee’s present but I was too damn chicken to give it to her personally so in the end I ended up begging Fanxi to do it but she said like that 没有诚意 but Sophia snatched the present from my hands in the split of a second and went shouting at the 2E queue ” LERYEE LERYEE LERYEE ”
-face palm-
But she did eventually find leryee and told her a bitch gave it to her (me). And Leryee once again judged me as she opened the present to find a mug with the words ” Stay cool. I’m the boss” and she said that I wasn’t the boss – she is. Well if you’re reading this boss, I demand a raise in salary.

I envy those people who get to go up on prize presentations to receive cash prizes, I mean that’s so much cooler than trophies/medals/certificates/book vouchers right.

I like Wednesdays, it’s the most free day of the week, with 3 periods of champs, 2 periods of Malay, which makes up 5 slack periods out of 12 periods, excluding 2 periods of recess and lunch. So that means 7 periods out of 12 periods are slack periods. Plus there is early dismissal on Wednesdays.

Ryan Higa is coming to Singapore on Saturday! But then I’m in Malaysia by then -_- but it’s ok I’m not that big a fan of Higa anyway. I’m no big fan of anyone as to spazz over them. I spazz over real people that I know because it’s more sensible that way.

I have been dying to get out of school term ever since the Semester 1 holidays ended. Anyone else feels like the June holidays just ended, and then now here’s another short holiday to the ending of this term? Time passes too fast.
I have been reading tweets on twitter, and all the way from May I’ve been reading tweets like “May, be good to me.” “June, be good to me.” “July, be good to me.” “August, be good to me.” and pretty soon I’ll start seeing “September, be good to me.”
Maybe I myself will end up posting such a tweet.

Yesterday’s training made my leg super super 酸 😒

There’s a Malay test later on but I don’t bother to study because if I study or not, I’ll still end up failing it.
And they will be providing earpieces but I think it’ll be all clogged with ear shit and plus my audio-technica earphones are much more better than whatever shitty earphones they can provide unless they provide Beats or Onto headphones. But I doubt Mr Koh would want the students to be using beats by Dr. Dre headphones at the age of 14. Well.

Settled CID script, but haven’t memorized it. I have now (8.24am) until tomorrow 12.30pm to memorize it.

I’m actually hoping to be one of the first few groups to be picked for CID Oral presentation because from experience, the first few groups tend to score better and to get it over and done with faster is something all of us want to do.

Yi Ann is going first, then Yifang, then me, then LiLin, then Clariis. I just realized I’m right smack in the center.

Sophia should stop being so grade-conscious. I mean come on you don’t have to be so worked up over every single grade you get and you simply do not “see which subject you didn’t do well in so that you can find a reason to cry over” -_- come on.

罗汉果 is a mangosteen ?!?!

I just realized the wifi in the class was shit but the wifi in the canteen can be connected.

After wasting 30 minutes in champs, Chinese was exceptionally interesting. Can’t believe yanglaoshi had such an interesting childhood! HEHEHEHEHEHE. Goes to show that everyone was innocent when they were young.

History – I slept through it all.

Today LiLin tied her hair and she looks retarded extremely girly pretty. Well? But if Clariis tied her hair then that would just be another thing 😛 but Clariis is too man to tie her hair. She’d rather be muscular and hot and sexy and California girls we’ll melt your popsicles~ HAHAHAHA.

Malay test was utter crap. And I couldn’t connect to the school wifi no matter what I did so in the end I resorted to connecting to my iPhone’s hotspot which was obviously very slow. Also, I couldn’t understand half of the whole audio and I ended up muttering crap into my iPad which had some complications in detecting my voice and such. But finally I did manage to submit my 1.04 minutes long crappy audio note to the Malay department e-mail and for as far as I’m concerned, that’s the end to my giving a shit about Malay.

Champs:
We were briefed on our subject combinations, and we would all stay in our respective classes except for the Bicul people who would be going to 3M next year, meaning I’ll still be in 3A which is directly above 2C on level 4 at that ulu corner no one knows. Then block D there will only be 3A up to 3F, so 3G to 3M will be in another block, making the year 3 cohort a separated cohort in different blocks. I actually feel like taking bicul but I’m not exactly keen on Chinese language and my Chinese isn’t exactly the best in the whole level. I’m not into Chinese literature but still bicul seems cool. I wanna take English literature though but there’s no separate subject for English literature so I’ll just have to wait until the later years.
To think that our lives are getting busier and busier and our dismissal times are getting later and later and we’re nearing A levels sooner and sooner and University closer and closer and our jobs closer and closer and our death closer and closer.
So tragic.

Lunch:
Spent the whole lunch talking about if you became a prostitute, and presuming you don’t get AIDs, you’ll actually earn up to $30,000 a month! That’s a LOT.

English was boring as usual.

Bio:
Ms Loh left in the middle of science because Leryee and YeeAnn came in the middle to tell her something. Leryee looked damn worried and anxious so I presume something happened in 2E. After Ms Loh left, there was an announcement asking for Tania Jim of 2E to go down to the general office. Everyone flinched at this announcement. I don’t know what happened, but will update you guys after I know what happened. It seems really like an emergency to me. Looking out of the 2A window, there is a significant crowd outside 2E now.
And in the end I wanted to ask leryee or YeeAnn but none of them responded. Sounds serious. Hmm.

Today’s training was kinda tiring but fun. Hoping for more of such trainings in the future.

Still have to memorize CID script and do homework urgh ;;

Tomorrow is my last day of term 3 because I’m not coming to school on Friday. Off to Redang Island. Going to take MC tomorrow to be excused on Friday x)

Parents got the key for new condo today, mum showed me some photos. It’s beautiful, but condos are just becoming smaller and smaller. It’s just beside Lakeside MRT station, so from then on I’ll walk to school everyday.

Your lips must always be sealed 💜

So yesterday night I moved back to my single bed and it was so small compared to my queen size bed. The German girl is coming tomorrow! I’m feeling really awkward now.

There wasn’t morning assembly today, because of a slight drizzle.

Today was like a series of sleepy events in school. Math, geog, history, English were all so boring. OMG IKR <;;- that was Fanxi

Math:
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

Recess:
Didn’t go down today, instead went to kpo my GPA.. HAHAHAHAHA HALO I AM FANXI! XD KEKE
Well apparently my iPad got stolen for a few seconds there.
Anyway my GPA is 3.2, which is 0.1 lesser than what I had expected, but oh well.

Chinese:
Didn’t fail this tingxie ^w^ got 12/15 but yanglaoshi wrote it as 13/15 which is a mistake. But honest me went to do the correct amount of corrections anyway.

Geography:
zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

History:
Mr Chia threw us this super foreign looking piece of paper and wanted us to digest it. Well all I can say is 99% of the people had stomach ache because they had indigestion.

Lunch:
Went down wanting to eat, but ending up eating two slices of bread.

English:
For some reason no one could connect to the school wifi today except Chin Hui. So in the end we turned to those who had 3G on their iPads and did group work on the McDonald’s incident. I’m surprised Mdm Choo knows Cindy is called Condy and much more nicknames. Hieh hieh and I am the creator of all the names x) do I get credit?

Computer:
All the sleepiness gathered inside me was overwhelming so I took the golden opportunity to sleep for 20 minutes in computer, before staggering to training.

Went to buy a carton of soya bean and a cookie for training.

Today’s PT was super tiring.. 90 蹲跨s, 90 Japanese style squats (?), 90 高抬腿s and 180 twisties ( well I’m not sure what it’s called but I call them twisties cuz well, it’s really twisty. )

Then 60 dips and 60 push ups, but later on I went to do an extra 60 push ups and 120 push ups totally wore me out. It was raining so the softballers were practicing their aiming outside the hall and Yi Ann is so strong and accurate! 😱 if I got hit by her bat I would probably get permanent brain damage.
I feel so buff from all the PT just now though 😉 💪💪💪

#nowplaying- Jessie J Laserlight

While staggering out of school, I met Xian Huan, Fan Xi, Yong Xin, Tiffany and Shi Yun at the bus stop. Never seen so many familiar faces at a bus stop before. Hehehe.

Tomorrow I confirm have muscle ache all over my body.

I admire the cross country people and some softballers for their powerful leg strength :< mine is like urghhh room for improvement.

#nowplaying- Tino Coury – Diary

Forgot to bring extra clothes to change after CCA argh 😲 now I'm all wet and smelly and cold 😪

That warm bubbly feeling of liking someone 😉

I like you, I hope you notice it.
I really like you.
I really do.
No just kidding.

Well just received the news that purpose was not needed to present on Thursday for CID. That’s good, cuz there’s one less thing to present. Tonight I have to start making my cue cards and memorizing my presentation parts.

Have to research on Pablo Picasso for art -_- zzz art is so stupid.

Hehe Kaiqi is so cute today. After training me and Clariis were like shouting bye to him and he took so long to respond but when he eventually did he responded so blurly xD

Your lips must always be sealed 💜

Today reached the field at 7:25:34 and I was like OH SHIT this is not good man. But somehow luck was on my side and today’s morning assembly started off later than usual so I wasn’t late x)

After morning assembly Yifang came running to me and asking for my $8 for the badminton photos but I only had $10 so in the end I went to change money with Matthew the treasurer, paying for my class fund and class photo money as well.

After paying the $8 to yifang I went with Clariis to ask some NAPFA zai people to come out and tell us their numbers.. Wasted some time and I only went back to class for math at 8.05, but the relief teacher didn’t even notice I came in late.

First lesson- Math:
Mr Lee wasn’t here for lessons because he was doing some briefing for the full exemptors.. So we had this super 阳光型帅哥老师 to take over our math period 😛 some girls were totally hyped up and for once no one slept through math class. Goes to show having a handsome teacher is always helpful.

Computer:
Mug tingxie until a deep deep sleep. Wow so productive.

Recess:
Ate 2 pieces of bread and remind me I still owe Dilys $2. I kinda had a horrible stomachache after recess so I went to the handicapped loo at level 3 to do my big business and as well as use up all the tissue paper there. Oh well.

Chinese:
Clariis iMessaged me during tingxie and my phone was on my table and yanglaoshi was like “你的notifications 一直出来，你可以把你的手机关掉吗？” luckily he never see the sender of the iMessages if not Clariis would probably be in hot soup.

PE:
As usual, the noob 2A set out to challenge the rest of the world. But today out of the usual 6 classes, 2C and 2K were isolated in the stage, don’t know what for. So the netball competition was only between 2A, 2F, 2G and 2J.
I was in team A2 and we played with team F2 and G respectively. For the 2G game I was Wing attack and Jasmine was Wing defense so we were like sticking together all the time and she was blocking me -_- I could’ve hugged her out of my way but oh well. Sportsmanship is important x) halfway through I tripped over Zhen Teng and fell on my stomach. Ouch. At first wanted to puke but afterwards it was better.

Bio:
We had another fun day of sex science, and Shu Liang and Zhi Zhong introduced us to something called wet dreams, scientifically known as nocturnal emission, whereby a person would ejaculate semen during sleep, most commonly during a sexual dream.
I’ve had wet dreams before well yes I have, but which of you haven’t?

Lunch:
Ate chicken rice for the first time in my life in RV and it actually wasn’t too bad.

English:
Mdm Choo’s razor sharp eyes caught me snoozing in class, and that’s unfair, cuz 90% of the class were either on the brink of sleeping if not, already sleeping. Huanzhang was the first to be caught sleeping and then Eunice went to tap Jun Han because he was also sleeping but Jun Han’s reaction to Eunice’s tap was so gigantic he jumped up and awoke Cindy out of her sexual dreams as well.

After curriculum time we had this HSK talk which briefed us on the events that would happen on 8 September 2012. To tell the truth, the paper was a lot less complicated than what I imagined and I believe it’s fairly easy to score well for it. Plus if we score well for it we get a lifelong certificate that aids our search for jobs in the future. And last but not least, it’s counted in our end of year Chinese exam -.- I had a coughing fit in the middle of the talk and attracted some unnecessary attention. Ooooops.

After the talk saw lilin and Clariis hand in hand just like a sweet couple ready to kiss each other and have wet dreams at night like a pair of very good friends. Walked to the canteen with Cindy, xianhuan, beiqi and fanxi before taking the route back to the hall by cutting through the tracks even though it was raining. Met the 2G girls there. Checked yifang wasn’t in the hall for training because if she was the rest of the year 2 girls would all die for skipping training. Want skip also skip as a cohort ma 😛

Camilla says she loves my hair a lot so she should just cut like mine right!

Boarded a bus to JP, think it was 157 but can’t exactly remember. Now I’ve never been a good balancer on buses so I kept tilting sidewards and I almost fell onto Jasmine who was seated and if not for my excellent reflexes, well let’s just say I would have ended up kissing her and having lesbian sex in public. Well that was an exaggerated description but you get the point don’t you.

First time blogging on the MRT because usually I take 198 home but I decided to take MRT today, but the truth is that I can’t blog as much in MRTs because the journey from Boon lay to Clementi is obviously shorter than the time I take on 198.

#nowplaying- Hands All Over

Love is a game you say~

Sometimes I love my class a lot, sometimes I think they just suck so much..

Well now that the full exemptors are out I shall just say that I’m jelly of them x( especially lilin omggg. She was saying how she couldn’t get FES and now who got the last laugh? ME because I was betting that she would get full exemption. Every year I get jealous of the full exemption people because they get to go overseas while we suffer in silence. But anyway there’s this option to ‘not accept the FES and take exams as per normal’ . Well all parents should choose that option for their children shouldn’t they! Nah I’m just kidding. Have fun overseas people! You deserved it 😀

I promise, I won’t let you down.

I just wanna say how much it means to me when someone smiles at me because it shows that they appreciate me for what I did or just me for being me. Although smiling is so simple the meaning behind it is so beautiful. That’s why I try to smile more but sometimes it’s just so hard to smile.

Simple Plan is such an awesome band.

And even though it’s raining I’m sweating so much my sweat droplets are trickling off my spectacles.

The German girl is coming tomorrow! I’ll have to shift my bed back to the double decker and no longer enjoy the luxury of the queen size bed.. Not for two weeks at least because the guest gets the better treatment. She’s landing at Changi at 4 in the afternoon tomorrow.

I am the best by 2NE1 is so retarded.

The handsome math teacher I was referring to 8D well he isn’t super handsome but some girls in my class thinks he is.

You’re my billion dollar baby 💜

Today, is no other Saturday, where I would wake up and go for training. Instead, I did wake up, I did go to school but without my rackets. The moment I got off the car my dad called me and said ” 你怎么没带球拍啊？！” And I was like -_- dad how many times do I need to tell you that there’s a Chinese thing today and I can’t go for training!!!

I reached school at 8.20 which is actually very early and I walked about in school for the heck of fun and then finally at 8.30 more people began to come and by 8.45 all had gathered outside the auditorium and were filing into the biggest air-con space of RVHS.

First thing in the morning and I got extremely pissed off with someone already -.-

The first event was the year 1s and 2s 讲故事比赛. The year 1 classes I remembered 1B, 1I, 1J and 1L and as for the year 2 classes there were 2A, 2B, 2E, 2H, 2I and 2K. After 3 rounds of intense competition which ate 3 hours up, there was the thing we all waited for – lunch.

After lunch we went to the canteen to do mask-painting and very soon the whole canteen was filled with weird face people and people started playing with paint and drawing on other people’s faces and there was huge drama and chaos going about. I had a red dot on my forehead and 3 whiskers of red, blue and black on each side of my cheek. I was an Indian cat. I walked around and when I reached the 2G table Samuel suddenly yelled ” DAFUQ ” and all the boys started laughing at me and yifang was giving me this extremely weird look and lilin giggled and Yujing and Jasmine and Camilla turned around to laugh as well. Well it was fun though, and the paint was really easy to wash off because it comes off in layers so it won’t stick to your skin. Talk about good paint.

After that it was the games. There was 比手画脚, this use the straw and pass rubber band to each other thing and the paper plates game. We just totally cheated in the straw game ok. I represented my class for the paper plates game and the representative from 2C was Song Yu. I was supposed to close the paper plates while he was to open them. In the end after a minute all the closed paper plates were to go to 2A and all the opened paper plates were to go to 2C. Let me just say, it’s actually a damn tiring process and I ended up crawling and when the person said stop I just literally lay there cuz it was so damn tiring. In the end I got more paper plates than song yu 😀
After getting the paper plates, each paper plate had a few Chinese words on it and we were supposed to make an original, creative yet logical sentence from all the words. So more plates = more words = more room for logic and creativity! In the end we came up with this uber long sentence which I forgot.

Finally, it was the debrief and prize presentation for the 讲故事比赛. The short presentation on bicul studies really interested me… But I’m really not sure if I want bicul studies because I’m really not very into Chinese. But all the same it seems interesting, from the clips and the PowerPoint slides.

For the year 1 category, 1I came in third, followed by 1L second, and 1B champion. The guy in the 1B team was seriously pro though. For the year 2 category, 2H came in third, then 2E, then 2I as champion.

I can’t believe for the games part 2A actually came in second HAHAHAHA after we cheated so much. I bet it’s me who won us the 2nd right because I got so many paper plates HAHA joking. We had lollipops and fox sweets, and I took a cola lollipop.

Walked all the way to the side gate but it was locked. Tiffany Halim climbed out of the side gate and I’m like hey it’s climb-able! and so I did the same.

Took MRT to Clementi and ate Subway for dinner 😉 Roasted Chicken Breast with barbecue sauce is the best.

Tomorrow going lilin’s house for CID Oral presentation. Need to do well for that and written report because with our car test results like that shitty, we definitely need to do the rest of the components well in order to score well for CID.

I’m so tired.

Mum coming back from Shanghai tonight!

That’s me with the plain mask on.

Me with my mask on after it’s designed.

Beiqi’s mask. Amazing isn’t it.

My painted face. Photo courtesy of Xingyee’s instagram.

Your lips must always be sealed 💜